Saturday, July 17, 2010

Saturday Secrets #7

Saturday Secrets #7

If you want to submit a secret for me to use next weekend (COME ON, DON'T BE SHY! :D) then just e-mail it to me: amorousrocker [at] gmail [dot] com. Or leave it as a comment here anonymously if you want to do it that way and I'll copy it and use it for next weekend's Secrets post. ;)

Secret #1: When we have sex, I fantasize about Major League Baseball players I want to fuck most of the time.

Secret #2: I'm not really a lesbian. I say I am because I don't have enough self-confidence to get to know hot guys any other way.

Secret #3: My friend's dad is a doctor and we found out how to make a cast and made a crappy make shift one. I didn't break my arm. I just wanted a cast to see how many people would want to sign it and to see how many people would be concerned.

Secret #4: I turned my phone off for 7 days and didn't use any of my social networking websites. No one noticed. I hate my life.

Secret #5: I'm happily married but at times I find myself bored and calling dating phone lines just to find someone to talk to. It takes a while to weed through all the guys wanting phone sex or a hook up but I always find some other lonely soul who just wants to chat with another person.

Secret #6: I only wanted to date you because you looked like Joey on Friends. Thank you for turning me down because you're such an asshole I wouldn't have ever had a good time with you.

Secret #7: Some times, I go for 4 or 5 days without blogging or tweeting just to see if anyone online misses me.

Secret #8: I lied and told you I had to go out of town for business the weekend of your wedding. Truth was, I knew I couldn't watch you marry her without crying and causing a scene.

Secret #9: I miss you. I'm sorry I cheated. I wish you would forgive me so we could work things out. :(

Happy Saturday!

Comments, anyone?

3 comments:

Southern Sage said...

I love these.
they tickle me. Sad too though.

Charlene said...

It's like the Beatles song, "All the Lonely People."

Raquel's World said...

I feel so bad for the phone off person...Friend me on facebook and I'll notice your absence :)