Saturday Secrets #5
Secret #1: I am 42 and more obsessed with the Twilight series and movies than my 17 and 19 year old daughters are.
Secret #2: I miss being single now that we're in a serious relationship. If we broke up, I'd miss being in a relationship. I'm always stuck on "the grass is always greener..." when it comes to dating.
Secret #3: I check through the 'missed connections' posting on Craig's List once every few days, just to see if anybody noticed me and thought I was sexy. Hasn't happened yet, and probably never will, but I keep checking...
Secret #4: Since you left me, I've used your email to sign you up for 30+ newsletters and random offers. I use your real cell phone number in all the info too but a fake address. Enjoy your spam and unwanted phone calls, asshole!
Secret #5: I love you because I feel like less of a freak when I'm with you.
Secret #6: I said I was queefing in the bathroom afterward and that was what all the noise was. That was a lie. The Mexican food from earlier was killing my ass.
Secret #7: My girlfriend and I have no problem doing things in the bathroom at the same time. Watching her insert a tampon always turns me on a little bit.
Secret #8: I quit sex blogging because the negativity of so many of the women made it not fun for me anymore. Blogging was only part of it for me. The community was the bigger part that I enjoyed. I quit because so many women in sex blogging are petty, catty, snide, mean, bitches. Grow up, ladies. I blog about crafts and similar hobbies now. Love it and found a community full of women who can agree and disagree without being petty, insecure and snide.
Secret #9: I'm a heterosexual male and I love glitter. Glitter in my hair, glitter on my face, glitter on my arms. I love things that have glitter on them too. GLITTER FTW!
If you want to submit a secret, send it to me at amorousrocker [at] gmail [dot] com or submit it through anonymous comment here on the blog.