Also, thanks to everyone who has submitted a secret to be posted here.
:) If you want to submit something, email it or leave your secret in
Secret #1: I hate your beard. If I could shave it while you slept
without fear of harming you, I would do it.
Secret #2: I'm ashamed to admit this but sometimes when we fuck, I
fantasize about his hot older brother.
Secret #3: I hate the pot roast you make that you think is so delish.
It's DRY bitch!
Secret #4: It was me the melted jelly beans and gummy bears and poured
the mix into your shoes. I let her take the fall because she's such a
Secret #5: The smell of deodorant (most anyway) totally fucking turns
me the fuck on. Mmm yeah.
Secret #6: Everytime I've ever "accidentally" grazed your dick too
hard with my teeth it happened on purpose because I was mad at you.
Secret #7: you could do much better than me but I'll never tell.
Secret #8: you're too smart for me. I pretend to follow what you're
saying as I google the words so I can find their definitions just so I
can understand what the hell you are saying.
Secret #9: Watching you eat turns me on.
Secret #10: I will never forgive you for Baylynne 425.
Secret #11: I'm overweight yet I look at fat people with so much
disgust. I can't stand fat people.
Secret #12: My socks, bra, panties and make-up all have to match and
be color coordinated with my outfits. You dressing like such a slob
makes me so mad.
Secret #13: I still cry every time I hear "our song" even though it
has been 3 years since you moved on.
Thanks again to everyone who submitted a secret for me to post! :)
Also, not one of these is a secret of mine this week but a few belong
to good blog buddies. ;)