Sunday, November 29, 2009

Wind me up and watch me go...

Thanks again to everyone who sent in quotes for The Big Quote Post! It turned out great. There were a lot of great quotes there and I was pleasantly surprised to have over 50 people participate. Y'all rock. If you haven't checked it out, make sure you scroll on down (or click the link ;)) and go check it out. It's long but it's worth the read. ;)

I meant to post this Saturday Survey yesterday but I saved it as a draft instead of publishing because I was otherwise distracted and not paying much attention to which button I was clicking on. Whatever, a day later here we have it. ;)


Saturday Survey #4567901
Brought to you by: Amorous Rocker ;)


In the past 24 hours have you been under the influence of drugs or alcohol?
Drugs, no. I've been off the drugs for 5 years now. Alcohol, yes, lol.


What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
Water.


Reason behind the last time you laughed really hard?
One of my best friends said something funny as fuck.


Reason behind the last time you yelled?
The Stars won last night over Tampa Bay! I was cheering in a loud manner & perhaps yelling a bit. ;)


How long has it been since the last time you received oral sex?
A long time.


How long has it been since the last time you had intercourse?
Like... 22 hours ago.


Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?
No. I'm wearing a shirt that I took from someone. (One of Boyfriend's old shirts.)


What brand of coffee do you dislike most?
Most of them. I'm a coffee snob. =)


Do you believe that there's good in everybody?
I'd like to believe that somewhere inside everyone is some good but I don't. Some people bury what little good they *may* have in so much ugly darkness that they wouldn't recognize good if they got slapped by it.


Do you think you and your best friend will be friends in 10 years?
I hope so.


Have you kissed anyone with a tattoo before?
Every day.


Has anything happened to you within the past week that has made you angry?
Yeah.


Did you ever think you had the swine flu?
I did. I was sick for almost a month. If someone I'm around semi-frequently get sick, thanks to my crap immune system, I get sick and get sick worse than them, lol. But... I took medicine, got plenty of fluids and rest and voila... it was gone after a few weeks. Just like the regular fucking flu and any other common cold.


Does it annoy you when people play dumb?
Depends on the situation but most of the time yes.


What's on that way top shelf or in the very far back of your closet?
Liquor bottles (with liquor in them), change jars, un-built model cars, various stuff.


Do you feel guilty about something right now, if yes what?
No. I pretty much never feel guilty.


Are you wearing any underwear?
Nope, just pajama bottoms because it's cold in here.


Does anyone call you by your last name?
A couple friends. Boyfriend once in a while but only when I call him by his last name, lol.


Have you ever fooled around with someone who was "just a friend"?
Yeah.


Who is your biggest enemy?
No one. I don't fuck around with that kind of drama.


Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
A wrong number, lol.


List six guys you can tell pretty much anything to?
My boyfriend, Fangs, Philly & The Engineer. I only have 4.


List six girls you can tell pretty much anything to?
......The Evil Mistress & The Model.


Are you attracted to males or females?
Both, thanks.


Would you feel awkward if you accidentally walked into a gay bar/club?
Uh, no. I wouldn't accidentally walk into one because if I walked into a gay bar it would be on purpose. =)


Have you done something bad today?
Bad bad? Nope.
Bad good? Yes.


Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?
Not at all. It's more amusing than anything.


Have you ever been rude to someone without even realizing it?
Probably. I'm pretty blunt and I know that comes off as rude at times but I don't mean to be.


Does toast scare you when it pops out of the toaster?
I don't really eat toast so, no.


Would you rather be tied up or handcuffed during sex?
Depends on my mood and what we're doing.


Do you like to incorporate food into sex?
Not often but once in a while it's okay.


What was the last thing you spent more than $10 on?
Gasoline to make the car go vrooom.


Is there something that turns you on that others might consider odd?
Sure. Everything is weird to someone. Cars would be one thing. I got passed by a sleek and sexy Aston Martin Vanquish the other day and almost came.


Would you be insulted if someone told you that you were "just like your father"?
Nope, not at all. I'd take it as a compliment.


Would you be insulted if someone told you that you were "just like Barney the purple dinosaur"?
I wouldn't be insulted. Just.... wondering what the fuck the person meant by that.


What are you allergic to?
Penicillin, grapefruit, pickles, cats, some other stuff.


Do you Twitter?
Yeah.


Would you ever want to own your own business?
Yes.


Have you ever gotten a lap dance from someone that didn't take place in a strip club, wasn't given by a stripper and didn't cost you anything at all?
Yes. Parties. Drunk people. Fun times.


Who knows you better than anyone?
My boyfriend.


Do you want to get married?
Yes..... Yeah, I said that and no I'm not sick.


What is your favorite Angelina Jolie movie?
Meh, I'm not a fan of hers. She's in Gone In 60 Seconds so I pick that since I f'ing love that movie.


Do you enjoy anal sex?
Yep.


What household chore do you dislike most?
Hmmm... sweeping the floors.


What kind of digital camera do you own?
Nikon.


What is the oddest thing you've used to masturbate?
Lol. There's a list. I'm not sure what the "oddest" would be. Probably tools. Wrenches and what not.


Do you like to cuddle?
Sometimes.


Are you hungry right now? If so, craving anything specific?
Yes. Cereal.


What is the last thing you cooked that was homemade and not made from a box, can or pre-frozen meal?
Mozzarella sticks. True story. They're easy as hell to make.


Do you read Post Secret?
Yes, sometimes. I'm not addicted but if I remember, I check it out.


Do you read Texts From Last Night?
Lol, yeah! That shit is too funny. Even if some of it is bullshit people made up, it's still amusing.


What's your favorite sport to watch?
HOCKEY! <3>
Happy Saturday!

3 comments:

phairhead said...

wrenches? near yr lady bits? that sounds a story worth repeating :D

Emmy said...

I loved your quote post. It was full of so many that I had forgotten about.

Great answers to these questions! I'm also a coffee snob. In fact, many of your answers would have been mine as well! Lol!
~Emmy

Secretia said...

Lap dances are so cool, especially when they cum in their pants.