Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Statistics are fun...

The four most common search terms that people use to intentionally find my blog are no big surprise and are not that interesting.

amorous rocker
not your average chick blog
amorous chick blog
amorous rocker blog

Sometimes, some come up that are slightly interesting. They leave me amused and slightly puzzled at times. Mostly, I can see how my blog popped up from the search though. They also make me wonder how many pages someone searched through until they found me. Some of the searches from the last week like that?

not your average call girl blog
"content warning" list of blogs
she not like your average
blogger content warning amy wife swinger

Sometimes, they are downright fucking strange. They do more than leave me slightly puzzled. More so, they have me sitting there saying aloud, "What the fuck? How the hell did that direct someone to my blog?" With those, I do have to go to whatever search engine was used to type in whatever search phrase was used. I just sometimes can't imagine some of these searches conjured up a link to my blog. So, I go search and I find that, of course, it did and I know it's just words linked together or a phrase. Still though. Then I wonder what the fuck someone searching these phrases was hoping to find. I almost always decide I would rather not know. Two such instances from this last week?

mm's secret longing after hard dick...

mrs. doubtfire little rug munchers

Go ahead, I'm not making this shit up. I think one was a Google search and one was a yahoo! search or they were both off of Google. Don't remember. I do come up with both of them though, lol.

Anyway.... =o)

Boyfriend and I are going to see a concert tonight. He's had the tickets for months as the main band playing is his absolute favorite band ever. The opening act is one of my absolute favorite metal bands ever. He likes the opener as well and I also like the main act too. Should be fun. I'm excited.

Tomorrow I have to get a review up. Shit has been so crazy I haven't had time for blogging. Life happens. I need a t-shit that says that.... I might have to make one. Or five. Someone might want to buy one. ;) Lol.

Happy Tuesday!

19 comments:

Alisha and Brett said...

Wow, that made me laugh out loud... Damn Mrs Doubtfire! LMAO!

nitebyrd said...

Soooo ... who are you going to see? I'm having concert withdrawl.
Have fun!

Rug munchers? Mrs. Doubtfire? Very bizarre.

phairhead said...

?? bizarro!

who ya seeing?

chocdrop said...

You didn't mention who you were seeing. Well enjoy the concert.

Dharma said...

I've gotten some really freaky stuff as 'keyword search terms'...like really explicit incestuous phrases. It's frightening.

xX...Amy...Xx said...

'mrs. doubtfire little rug munchers' - how the hell did that link to your blog? And who the hell searched for that?

I love looking through the search terms for my blog, most of them are pretty standard but some of them do make me question the sanity of the searcher!

xxxx

The Peach Tart said...

mm's secret longing after hard dick...

mrs. doubtfire little rug munchers

I'm seriously worried about both of these people. I do like to eat M & Ms after having sex but not sure if that's what they meant.

Barefoot Dreamer said...

I finally passed on the fabulous award you gave me last week. Thank you.

MinorityReport said...

wow. Weird search terms. How did you find that?

Joker_SATX said...

I can't wait for your Concert Review. I love reading those.

Also, how the hell does one search for what other people search you under?

Roaring Lion of Two Fisted Cool said...

Wait, so you don't write crossdressing Robin Williams fan fix? Damn! I've been wasting my time waiting!?!

Secretia Teller said...

I found you from referral, not searching. I'm glad I did!

Secretia Teller said...

It's Secretia, come visit me at Secrets. We never close!

I was thinking, as long as people find our blogs, can we just be happy however they searched us?

Sometimes the most bizarre search words take 'em to our door! My blog is proof of that.

Secretia

the eternal list said...

man, i need to start going to concerts more

have fun!

Emmy said...

I love seeing how people got to my blog. The search terms are hilarious.

TUG said...

I think some of those searchers have some weird fetishes.

Naive London Girl said...

I get a few strange search queries to my blog too: "Shaven fanny" "Girl on Bidet" "Pregnancy Risk Sex Fetish" are just some of them.

viemoira said...

"mrs. doubtfire little rug muncher" that's awesome!

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