Monday, June 29, 2009

Happy Birthday baby!

*Glass dildo review below*

Happy Birthday to my amazing boyfriend. He's a wonderful person, he treats me so very well and I adore and love the hell out of that crazy, nerdy, funny, charming, intelligent, goofy man. <3>

Looking at you through the glass...

I’ve never used a glass sex toy before. They’ve intrigued me from the moment I first saw a glass dildo with pretty red spirals across the shaft in a sex shop a couple years ago. The only thing stopping me was spending the money and then being too afraid to use it. I read any and all information I could stumble upon. I even talked to people in the stores when I went in for other things. I received all kinds of information that should have assured me I’d be fine and that shards of glass weren’t going to break off into my vagina. I was still freaked out about it though so there for put off purchasing one despite badly wanting to try one out. Then sex toy reviewers started popping up with glass toy reviews. I e-mailed a few people personally with questions and they happily filled me in with more details that should have assured me even more. More companies were coming out with glass toys and there was more information about them and the durability and strength of Pyrex glass. I read about how Pyrex is more resistant to physical or thermal shock and unless I’m going to throw it around, I’m probably not going to break it. I, however, was still apprehensive about sliding glass inside of such a tender area. Mainly, I didn’t want one breaking inside me and having to go to an emergency room with glass stuck in my pussy. I do not get embarrassed easily at all but something tells me that scenario might embarrass me just a wee bit.

I put Savanna’s spiral wrapped G-spot wonder down as a sex toy I was interested in doing a review on for EdenFantasys as an after thought. I had browsed through their selection of glass toys and that one was one of the least expensive ones that appealed to me. The curve for G-spot stimulation and the baby blue and white spiral wrapping around the toy caught my eye and I decided, “Why not?” Time to get over the hang up about the toy breaking. It wasn’t very likely and I could be missing out on something. What a shame that would be eh? ;)

My boyfriend sent me a text to let me know the toy arrived while I was at work and I spent the rest of my shift going between excited and nervous about the new toy I had waiting for me at home. By the time I got home though, I was ready to have some fun with it.

I got the dildo out and did my usual examination. I looked at it from every angle and then took pictures from different angles. I was checking out the size of the shaft, the head and the double ball end (7” in length, 3 ¾” in circumference and 1 ½” wide) and ended up almost dropping it. Thanks to my Ninja-like quick reflexes, I was able to grab it without it falling to the ground. I really wasn’t ready to test out the strength of the Pyrex glass that soon. The glass felt nice and cool and I felt a little apprehension as I got the lube out and got ready to give it a whirl.

Since glass is nonporous, you don’t need to use all that much lube with the toy. A little bit goes a long way here. I only use a small amount to lube the dildo up and then I took a deep breath and rubbed the head against the outer lips of my vagina. It felt cool and slick (from the lube) but it felt good. Very different than any feeling I’ve had from rubbing other sex toys against myself. Some of that apprehension slid away as I wondered how it would feel inside me. I pushed gently to part my lips and slid the glass head inside me slowly, enjoying the smooth surface against my skin. I slid just the head of the dildo in and out for a couple minutes, just enjoying the sensations.

I slid it in further and felt the spiral wrapping texture as it moved inside me. I really enjoyed the texture and it was really easy to actually feel the spirals. Any apprehension I was still holding on to melted away as I slid the toy in fully. I held still a moment, letting it fill me and trying to decide whether I liked the way it felt or not. It was different and a little odd, probably because it was new to me. I worked the toy in and out of my pussy several times before deciding though a little odd feeling, it was also good. Very good. The toy is curved for G-spot stimulation and it did a nice job of reaching that sweet spot nicely. I angled it so the spiral wrapping would touch my clit as I fucked myself with the dildo and was totally happy about the sensations that brought about.

The double ball end of the toy makes it easy to keep a good grip on the toy while you’re using it and also makes it easy to stay in control of the toy. The end isn’t much larger than the rest of the toy so it isn’t like a lot of toys that have big bulky ends to hold on to. It isn’t so small that it keeps slipping out of your hands either. I did accidentally get lube on the end at first and didn’t (some how) notice it until I was having trouble keeping a good grip on the toy. I cleaned off the end and didn’t have any trouble after that, lol.

A day later, I was curious about using the toy at a different temperature. I like the sensations that come with temperature play and decided to seek out some advice on the best way to heat and cool down the glass dildo. Though given that it’s been so damn hot lately (it stayed between 112 and 114 yesterday for way too long) I was way more interested in getting the dildo cold and having some fun. To cool it down, I set it in some cool water and then added some ice cubes. I let the toy sit in the ice water for about 25 minutes (I started playing video games and lost track of time, yes I’m a nerd) and then retrieved it. It was nicely chilled and I was eager to play with my freshly cooled friend. I pressed it against my hot skin and felt chills break out automatically. I started thinking naughty thoughts and pushed the slightly lubed toy inside my pussy. The chill I felt from the glass being cold sent shivers down my thighs but damn it felt wonderful. Sitting there hot from the summer heat and then sliding something cold that gives so much pleasure into such an extremely warm area is amazing. And the glass toy feels about a hundred times better than a sticky Popsicle. Also, it’s not as messy as said Popsicle because it stays cool and doesn’t start melting syrup all over you and/or your partner. ;)

I haven’t tried heating it up yet and don’t see me doing that anytime soon unless I’m some how stricken to do so. It’s so hot here in the summer though so I’m more often looking for ways to cool down. I’m all for cooling down and having more fun in the process. ;)

A couple days later, I got curious about something else. No, not anal play. I haven’t worked myself up to that yet. It took me a couple years to get one to put in my pussy, it might take some more time still to convince me it’ll be okay to use anally, lol. Or maybe I just need to privacy with the boyfriend to use it. Or.. Who knows? ;) Anyway, what I was referring to was something else. I don’t know about anyone else but I really, really enjoying being tit fucked. So, I got my boyfriend alone and asked him if he wanted to tit fuck me with the toy. Not because the idea of it really got my undies soaked but more because I was curious about how it would feel. It was interesting. Not near as fun as having a warm cock sliding between ones tits but still, not bad. The raised wrapping made for an interesting sensation there as well. I don’t think I’ll do that again but like I said, that was more for curiosity sake more than anything.

Being glass and nonporous makes it insanely easy to clean. No batteries to mess with. No high maintenance materials. Warm water with some soap and some gentle scrubbing and I had it all nice and clean. It also comes with a nice storage pouch that has some lace trim around it with a pull cord to keep the bag closed.

So what did I dislike about the dildo?

Nothing honestly.

It’s pretty. The design is simple and the blue and white raised spiral wrapping makes it more aesthetically appealing.

I love the G-spot stimulation from the curved shaft.

I really love the clitoral stimulation the spiral wrapping offers.

I think it’s a good size. It wasn’t more than I could handle but didn’t leave me wanting more either.

I have no complaints about it. I always like to try and find something about the toys I review that I don’t like so I can point it out but seriously, I found nothing that personally turned me off about the toy. Maybe I just need to use it more to find something that rubs me the wrong way about it though. No pun intended. ;)

Thanks so much to Eden Fantasys for letting me try out this toy!

product picture
Glass G-spot shaft by Phallix
Material: Pyrex Glass

Happy Monday!

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Come on and shake it...

My internet is working today! So yay. It works during the day but doesn't work from midnight on. I don't get home from work until after midnight most nights and I usually blog after I get home from work. So... since I haven't been able to get on to post hardly at all this week, I'm doing a little post along with the Saturday Survey today. ;)

I got this beach skirt from Wal-Mart. I don't normally buy clothes from Wal-Mart but I was roaming around in there one day and saw this with all the beach and pool stuff. It's kind of like towel material but it's super soft and I loved the colors which is what made me buy it. Along with the fact that it was only $5.

While also roaming in Wal-Mart, I was looking around at other stuff and saw this. That's condoms, lubrication, vibrating rings that don't last long and all that jive. Then above all this stuff, they had a stack of boxes featuring a kiddie toy with Winnie the Pooh. I found it amusing they had a Winnie the Pooh toy stocked up above all the condoms and stuff.

"Mommy look, Winnie! Can I have Winnie? Hey, what's in all those bright colorful boxes on the shelf underneath mommy?!"

Hahaha. =o)

I should have my newest toy review up on Monday. I got all the pictures uploaded while I could today and saved the links to the pictures and the slideshow in a word document so I could work them in as a write the review out in word. Woohoo.

Brought to you by: Amorous Rocker
If you want to play, just copy the questions and answer on your blog!
Make sure to link back to here. =o)

Where did you get the pants you are wearing from?
I'm not wearing pants. I'm wearing boxers, lol. And I got them from Target I think.

When you were in school, did you ever get suspended?
I got 3 days of In School Suspension in 3rd grade for being a bad chickie, lol. My teacher forgot to bring me my school work though so I just sat in the library in the cubicle of shame doodling and writing in my notebooks. I didn't have the make the work up afterward because I didn't miss anything vital.

Do you find it difficult to sleep on your stomach?
Meh kind of. It's more uncomfortable because of the boobs.

Are your lips chapped?

What was the last sports related program you watched?

How many girls, that you're not related to, do you fully trust?
Fully? Two.

Do you get frustrated quickly?
Depends on what it is and the mood I'm in.

Did you see the movie Twilight?
Nope, no interest.

Do you take any sleeping pills?
Once in a while when I'm not sleeping.

If you could move somewhere else right now today, would you? Where?
Yes. I'd move back to Texas. I can't stand it here.

If someone gave you 100 dollars, would you spend or save it?
If it's just a random thing and not for something specific, I'd spend some on me. Then I'd go out and spend/give out the rest.

How old will you turn in 2010?

Would you ever consider adoption?
No, I don't want children.

Do you want something you can’t have right now?
Kind of.

Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
Meh, I don't really care much about it but it's important to my boyfriend so I do it. =)

Do you believe that you can change for someone?
Sure you can but I don't think you should do it unless it's for you. You should only change who and what you are if it's for self improvement.

Without saying names, what's one thing about the last person you kissed?
He has big toes. ;)

What's something you're not looking forward to?
Work tonight, lol.

Are you feeling guilty about anything right now?
Nope. I rarely feel guilty.

Do you enjoy wearing dresses?
No, I don't look good in most of them. I prefer skirts.

When was the last time you played Beer Pong?
I hate that game actually.

Where is the last place you cried besides in your own house?
Outside, down by this bridge and this river.

What kind of first​ impre​ssion​ do you think​ you make?​
I have no idea. I think it's different for anyone I meet because different people have different perspectives.

Happy Saturday!

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Grrr rawr

So I'm typing this out from my cell right now because our internet is
being a spaz. It seems to not like working much right now. I had an
hnt and a new toy review to post buuut since I can't get much done
(and neither can be done by my cell) they'll just have to wait until
next week I suppose. This would be why my posting has been short all
week. Silly interwebz. I miss my blogging. Hopefully they get their
shit straightened out soon.

I've got a stomach ache and I want more sleep so farewell for now.

Have a great Thursday and (if I can't get?on tomorrow) a great weekend!!!

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

I will have to make it count...

My boyfriend makes the oddest faces sometimes. Seriously, I'm sitting here taking a break from the Sims on my DS typing this out and he's sitting next to me. He makes the strangest faces at me in the process of being a total goofball. I adore that boy.

I've got a lot on my mind lately and it's just crowding around in there. Too many thoughts and not enough attention span to latch on to one long enough to focus on it. Plus they're almost all connected to thinking of one brings me to the next and I end up jumping from thought to thought. I'm at a point at the moment where I'm so frustrated with myself and my head that I'd like to turn things off, just for an hour or so. Though, I can kind of do that by focusing on things to distract. I never figure shit out when I'm frustrated. I usually walk away from things while frustrated and go back later once I'm cool and calm again. I can't really walk away from my head and come back later though. It could be painful and it might look a little weird too.

We've been having trouble with our internet service here lately. I wrote this post at 1 AM but then lost internet signal and didn't feel like sitting up all night waiting for it to come back. Plus, we watched a movie we rented from Redbox then passed on out.

I love this song.

Happy Wednesday!

Monday, June 22, 2009

Bye bye beautiful...

I love checking out the stats for my blog. What I always find amusing (and sometimes disturbing too!) are the engine searches that randomly bring some people to my blog.

Over the last week, my favorite search that led someone to my blog is this little gem right here....

"Google Search: put a dot of red lipstick on your clit"

One, I went to see how long it was until my blog popped up and I was on the first page. Then I was curious what else would come up by searching that and wondering just what the hell that was all about. I didn't find anything interesting. Though, I only spent about 10 minutes looking before I got bored, lol.
We have a new cook at work and he drives me FUCKING CRAZY. He doesn't shut up. He talks constantly and usually he's talking shit or just being obnoxious as fuck. I seriously want to punch him in the throat. We went a few verbal rounds on Saturday night because he was getting on my last nerve and being a punk. I finally said something and big badass doesn't like being talked back to. He kept making disgusting remarks and I called him a pervert. He got pissed off ranting about how he doesn't want people saying that shit about him. Then how he doesn't give a fuck what people say, they're just words and don't mean shit. Then back to being pissed about being called a perv. I asked if he didn't give a shit what people said why was he so pissed off at being called a name. He just rambled on about how he was sick of people talking shit and saying he wasn't in the mood to put up with any bullshit. On and on and on. I try to ignore him but fuck it's hard. And he's another one who thinks he does more work than everyone there except he verbalizes that thought constantly.


I got the new Incubus CD yesterday and got some free Incubus artwork with it. Pretty sweet. I was in Best Buy getting my dad his Father's Day presents. I got him two movies (Master And Commander & No Country For Old Men) on Blu Ray (which he was happy about) and saw the Incubus CD and couldn't resist. They've been one of my favorite bands for... too many years, lol. I just adore the hell out of them though. *happy sigh*

I haven't done a "musical Monday" thing in a while. I picked the band I picked today because I've been listening to them a lot here lately. I *LOVE* the band Nightwish. They've been a band I dig for quite a while. The singer featured in this song (Anette Olzon) only joined the band in '07 after their original singer (Tarja Turunen) was no longer part of the band in '05. I like Nightwish with Tarja but I like Anette's voice much better. This is one of my favorite songs by them. =)

Happy Monday!

Saturday, June 20, 2009

In the air tonight...

Brought to you by: Amorous Rocker

Are you a patient person?
A little but not that much, lol.

Would you rather be mad or sad?
Mad. I know how to deal with mad.

Are you afraid of death/dying?
I'm not afraid of it. I just don't want my life to be over any time soon.

Do you ever use words like stoked, souped or sick?

Last thing you spent money on?

What were you doing at 10 last night?
Working my ass off.

Has anyone ever called you "scrumptious" before?
Gosh yes but not in a long time, lol.

Have you ever drove without your license?
Nope. I'm not driving right now because my license is expired, lol.

Do people ever spell your name wrong?
All the fucking time. Even after I've told them how it is spelled, some still get it wrong. It's not THAT hard.

Have you ever made someone so mad that they broke something?
Nope. More like the reverse.

Are you cheating on someone right now?
Nope, never.

Can you sleep without blankets covering you?
Only if it's warm.

Do you put butter on your bread before putting the peanut butter on when making a sandwich?
No... Why would I do that? Hmm for some reason that sounds familiar though. Weird.

Favorite Sundae topping?
Meh, I don't like sundaes much. I just LOVE ice cream. Just give me that. Mmm.

Did you take Piano lessons?
I did briefly when I was younger.

Would you rather play basketball or hockey?
HOCKEY! I used to play actually a long time ago. So fun. I'm good at basketball though. Both would be fine. Mmm sports.

Do you know all the words to the Canadian national anthem?
I do actually, lol. I will blame that on all the hockey I watch.

Favorite Cheese?
Depends on my mood and what I'm eating.

Have you thrown up on an airplane?
Never. Though I almost did once. I didn't have time to eat anything before the flight and it was turbulent which made my empty stomach rock and roll all over the place. I thought I would puke but didn't thankfully. I ate so fast during my layover, lol.

Have you thrown up at work before?

When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?
I never had to sneak out.

Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent's house?
In an apartment with one of my guy friends. Then several more people moved in. We partied sooo much, lol.

Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
I could if I had to.. I should anyway.

Ever been told "it’s not you, it's me"?

Have you pretended to like someone just to "keep the peace"?

Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
Uh yeah.

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
All of the time. Lol.

Have you ever kissed someone even though you knew they were dating someone else?
Nope. That's not right.

Do you have bangs?
Gosh no. I would look AWFUL.

What do you own with zebra print on it?
Absolutely NOTHING.

You just drank 15 shots, what would you be doing?
If I took 15 shots right in a row, I'd probably be sick. I can handle that much if it's done over the course of a few hours and I'll just be silly drunk.

What is important to you right now?
A lot.

Are you imagining anyone naked right now?
Nope. Now that you mention it though.... Nope, still not.

Do you cut out coupons?
Not really. Maybe I should start, lol.

What's the wierdest thing under your bed?
Nothing. My bed sits directly on the floor.

How does it make you feel looking at pictures of your ex with someone new?
I don't feel anything because I don't do that, lol.

Have you ever been in a relationship but wanted to be with someone else?
Nope. If I wanted to be with someone else, I wouldn't be in a relationship just for the fuck of it.

Did you have a good birthday this year?
It was nice.

Last person you told a secret to?
The bathroom mirror. The girl in there never tells.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

If you're out of direction...

I got the book "Supersex" by Tracey Cox sent to me by the wonderful people at Tabu Toys recently.

It's a soft cover book with a sexy cover. Just a look at the cover and a flip through the glossy pages had m anxious to see what the book had to offer.

The book starts with instructions on how to touch your partner. It's really basic stuff. For me, I took nothing new away from it. For someone new to exploring sex or just someone shy or inexperienced, it would be great.

Same goes for the next section on teasing your lover. Nicely written but very basic. In the tease section, there's a few pages on Single Sex Vs Couple Sex. That whole thing just annoyed me greatly. I found the ideas in it to be mostly ridiculous in my own opinions. Sure, for a lot of people I'm sure it's true but for me? Ridiculous. Example?

"The downside of couple sex is being stuck in a bad sex cycle. If you're single and have bad sex, you can walk away and try your luck elsewhere. If you're married or in a relationship, you're stuck with it. Even worse, you're forced to do what everyone dreads: work on the relationship. (Ughh!) "

Really? It's dreadful to work on a relationship? In my opinion, the only way to successfully make a long term relationship work is to put effort into it and work on things when they get rough. Be it in the bedroom or any other thing. Relationships take work to make them go. If you dread doing things to better your relationship, maybe you need to re-evaluate things. Just my opinion.

Also, the book talks about how couples have "sensationally soppy spoon sex, sex where you both laugh yourselves stupid and sex where you both stop halfway through, hug fiercely, and say, "God, I love you!" While singles have more variety, more options and aren't stuck with the same things over and over. I don't find that to be true either because I've got three years with my guy under the belt and we still have some amazing, exciting, unique moments. I know we're not the only ones. The idea that couples all fall into having the same boring sex after a certain point to me seems ridiculous.

Then there's the guide on how to strip. I read it and I giggled through out it. If someone stripped for me the way the book instructs, I would laugh because it seems more like a script for a scene in a movie. Or maybe I'm simplistic in the way I dress as I don't go out wearing skirts, heels, garter belts, hose and the whole shebang for a normal day out. Of course if you plan in advance to be doing this strip show later, wearing all of that would make sense. It also seems too cliche and a bit over done though and that for me takes away some of the strip tease appeal.I like something that doesn't look like it was planned down move by move.

Something else that irked me was that as a woman, you ABSOLUTELY HAVE to give a man blowjobs. If you don't he will lose interest and move on to someone who will. Or if you're in a relationship, he'll just get from someone else the blowjob you're not giving him. According to the book. Sounds silly to me. Maybe if you're just dating around and not serious with someone, possibly that works. In a marriage or long term relationship? If that's a deal break then.... *sigh*

The "sure-thing sex positions" displayed in another section of the book look pretty cool though they aren't anything new and spectacular. You need to be in good shape to do most of them though and though they look cool, I'm not sure how good they would be for a prolonged period of time. Worth trying perhaps but I think I'll be passing on most of them. Some look more painful than pleasurable and others look like they'll be more effort to get into than they would be worth, lol.

Something else that annoyed me throughout the book? Seeing things like this. "sennnnnnsational", "Imagine how I felt!!!!!!", "Oooooowwwweeeeee" and stuff like that. I think on a blog, that's cool. I get the author was just trying to sell a point, just how good or bad something was but I don't know. It's not something I expect to see in a published book. I'm possibly just being a bit if a grammar nazi though.

At the start of the book in the introduction, the author states that it would be a good book whether you're heterosexual, homosexual or bisexual. I don't find that to be very true. It offers only pictures of a male and a female together. All the tips and scenarios are her pleasing him or him pleasing her. It doesn't offer anything specifically geared to anyone who isn't straight and doesn't cover anything about being the slightest bit curious about your own gender.

Also, there is a whole section that tells you how to analyze if a person is good in bed by paying attention to how they touch you, how the eat and drink and things like that. Seriously? I'm a very polite eater. I enjoy my food but I don't delve into it with crazy abandon. If one were to judge how I am in bed by watching me eat, they would think I was boring in bed mostly and occasionally sensual. I'm not the slightest bit boring so I found that section a bit bogus to say the least. I believe we can learn a lot from body language, daily interactions and from watching people act but I don't think that's applicable to everything.

The writer is a bit witty and shares a few personal stories through out the book. The things she shared tended to be a little amusing but it's always nice (in my opinion) to read about the lighter, amusing side of sex.

I had a difficult time finishing this book. I had to really push myself to finish reading several of the sections and more so I had to stop myself from skimming briefly instead of really reading it. I find a lot of things in the book to be black and white and in my opinion, there are a lot of grey areas to sex, intimacy, relationships, etc. It is informative and there is a ton of information in it. The book details a lot of things and covers a wide variety of topics including teasing, masturbation, oral sex, insecurities with your body, kinks and playing with sex toys. Though it doesn't get too in depth with a lot of subjects, just covers to basics and gets you a good idea of what you need to know. Other sections are very in depth. Despite all the depth and the wide variety of subjects, I still find the book overall to be a little one sided, black and white, whatever you want to call it.

It wasn't all bad though.

The book did have some decent information in it regarding male and female anatomy. It also had some good information about what's going on with your body during sex and explains a more technical sense of what's going on. It also covers some psychological points from male and female prospectives. Though some of the points seem like general assumptions more than anything. Lot of the decent points in the book are pretty much common sense though.

Also there is a section that answers some very popular embarrassing questions about sex, relationships and the body. That was amusing to read but nothing that hasn't really been covered before. The way the author responded to the questions was comical though, in a good way.

I also liked that it had a section covering sex toys and using them with a partner but that isn't a long section and doesn't cover much at all. It would have been better had more information been provided about toys and safety concerns.

There are some good tips here and there through out the book. Simple things though, in my opinion.

The pictures in it, and there are tons, are the most appealing thing about the book. The book has fantastic pictures in it and I found myself often distracted by studying them. Given the trouble I had finishing the book, the distraction wasn't bad.

I did like how everything was broken down in to sections. The structure of the set up is pretty cool. It flows easily from section to section and again, the pictures rock.

Personally, I might thumb through certain sections again but I probably won't touch this book again now that I'm done reading it for this review. I didn't learn anything new from it's 180+ pages though but I've read, explored and experienced a LOT. For someone younger and new to exploring things it would be great. A beginner how to book with lots of artful and stunning pictures. It reads a lot, in my opinion, like a huge compilation of sex and how to articles out of Cosmopolitan magazine. Just with more details and erotic pictures. I give it a 3 on a scale of 1 to 10.

Thanks to Tabu Toys for the book! Oh and if you enjoy reading or participating in online forums, check out the Tabu Forums here!

Monday, June 15, 2009

Look at her butt, it is so big...

Happy Birthday to... me! I'm 24 today. Happy Birthday to my co-worker, Mr. Sarcasm too and happy birthday to anyone else who has a birthday today as well. ;)

I have to work today but I go in for a day shift as opposed to a night shift. I have the night free so I can do stuff with my boyfriend and family. Stuff I posted briefly about yesterday. Woohoo. And no, no birthday sexy time will be had tonight since Mother Nature decided it was time to grace me with my monthly tide last night. The first two days of my period, I get the worst cramps, my stomach really feels like it has something trying to claw (with very sharp objects) it's way out of my tummy. Not so fun but ah well, that's life. ;)

I'm typing this out before I go to bed because I don't want to fool with writing something before work in the morning. I'm also watching The Dark Knight for the 30th or so time. ;) <3>

Something I totally want to bitch about before I end this post though... I hate when you have a co-worker who acts all high and mighty about their job. Acting like they do some great service and should be worshipped for what they do like they aren't getting paid and aren't getting anything out of doing what they do. It annoys the hell out of me. I just want to slap some people some times. Hello, it's a job and we're serving food and drinks here in my line of work. Not ending world hunger, giving world peace, finding a cure for cancer or even doing any bit of good to anyone really. There's no need to act like you're doing something like that and go on about how good you are, how much better at your job than you are over everyone else, how you deserve this that and the other thing because you do this that and this. Blah blah blah. Shut up and just do your job already. And most of the times, the ones who boast and whine the most really aren't very productive employees and shouldn't be running their mouths anyway. Just sayin'. I'm done now.

Happy Monday!

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Oh my wow, a post on Sunday!

So I woke up today and was lounging around in bed, just stretching and waking up. I grabbed my phone and was playing around on it. Then I realized, fuck, it's almost my birthday. Seriously, my birthday is tomorrow. Where the hell did the weekend go? I still was thinking my birthday was several days away but yeah, definitely not. My sense of time is a little fucked lately. The days are going by too quickly because I'm so wrapped up inside everything going on in my head and trying to make some sense of things that I'm letting the days fly by. I need to step outside my head a little more. Those issues will get resolved eventually so no need to go missing out on things because I'm too busy camping in my brain, right? Right.

So for my birthday plans tomorrow. I miss Dallas, horribly. There are tons of things to do there, even on a Monday night. The area I'm staying in right now? There isn't much to do on weekends let alone on a Monday night. So, I'm going to dinner with family and my boyfriend. Then we're going to go bowling I think since that's an activity we can all find fun and amusement in. Even though I suck unless I'm tipsy or drunk. I'm not a good sober bowler. After that, just back to the house and maybe watching a movie I love or something. The 3 bars in the town I live in aren't open during the week and if they are, you wouldn't be able to tell from the looks of things. So for the first time in a LOT of years, I'm going to have an easy going birthday and not party. Though not by choice so no accusing me of getting older and more responsible and crazy shit like that. ;)

Now I need to stop all this typing and get ready to go to work. Woohoo. Then I have to work at 11 AM tomorrow. Bleh. I asked for a day time shift though as opposed to my regular night shift, so I could have the night off to enjoy my birthday. 

Saturday, June 13, 2009

They call you Jezebel....

What are your favorite lyrics in the song that you last listened to?
"Open their eyes to the beauty
Open their hearts to the fun
Open their minds to the idea that you don't own someone

They call you Jezebel
Whenever men walk by
They say that they can tell
The longing in your eyes is real
And how you really feel
But they can't see your appeal"

Have you ever started off on the wrong foot with someone but later ended up getting along with them?
Oh yeah... Then there are people you get off on the right foot with and get along great at first but then you see more of what makes them who they are and you get along less and less. Human interaction is so interesting.

Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
If I put some pants on then yes. =)

What was on your mind mostly today?
So much. Too much really.

If your significant other/person you're dating or interested in signed into your social networking account (Facebook/MySpace/ETC) right now and read your messages would they get mad by anything they read?
No. I don't have FB and my MySpace doesn't have any messages that I wouldn't want him seeing because I don't send anything I wouldn't want him seeing, lol.

Can you really be "addicted" to someone?
Me personally? Probably not. I need my space and my alone time, lol. Do I think other people can be addicted to someone? Sure, there are plenty of super obsessive people in the world so why not?

Are you the youngest person living in your house?

What is on your left wrist now?
Black and purple bracelets.

Do you like to shower at night or in the morning?
Both. Sometimes twice a day. Lol.

What is the most recent thing you and your most recent ex boyfriend/ girlfriend talked about?
I don't talk to him.

Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/ girlfriends at the same time?
No. That's too much to keep up with. And wrong. I'd also just be too annoyed with that. I have enough trouble working at one relationship, thank you very much.

Do you wet the toothbrush before applying the toothpaste?
Hmm.. Yeah.

Do any of your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them?
Yeah but it's from being worn out not because I got them that way, lol.

When is the best time to have sex?
Any time I happen to be awake is a good time. Then again, it's also fine to be woken up that way.

Will you be doing any illegal drugs in the near future?
No, sure won't. I quit those several years ago and I'm not going back. Though I do struggle not to from time to time.

Have you done anything sneaky lately?
I've probably tried to do something sneaky but it just doesn't work out for me, lol.

Have you ever considered having a sex change?

What store did you get the pants you're currently wearing from?
I'm not wearing pants.

How often do you watch porn?
Almost never. I'd rather fuck over watching other people fuck. If I can't fuck, I'll masturbate. Which I don't need porn for. I have toys and very capable hands if I don't feel like using toys. Not to mention one damn good imagination.

What do you tell yourself when times get hard?
It depends on the situation. Sometimes positive and realistic. I don't lie to myself to keep calm or to feel better.

How do you know when you're "in love" with someone?
Cartoon hearts flutter around your head, stars dance in your eyes, rays of fucking sunshine beam out of your ears, you walk on clouds, unicorns prance beside you everywhere you walk,
rainbows shoot out your ass and there is constant happy music playing all around as you skip across clouds with your unicorns. You know, all that kind of stuff. It's quite the show to see pass by actually.

Happy Saturday! ;)

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Never gonna let me in....

Boyfriend and I were sitting around last night after work chatting about a lot of nothing.A book he was reading was sitting on the kitchen table and I picked up the business card that he's used as a bookmark for several years. It's got his name on it though he hasn't worked for the company it's from in a couple years. I laughed, a little surprised, mentioning how I couldn't believe he still used that thing as a bookmark. He just laughed and said some how it's the only thing he's been able to hold on to and not lose in terms of "bookmarks" which made me think... I have a problem with losing bookmarks. I've made several using construction paper or even notebook paper all doodled up. I've purchased many bookmarks over the years too. I have none. I always always always manage to lose them some how. I haven't purchased one in about a year now because after I managed to lose the last one I got, I said fuck it. Now I just use random papers to save my place and it's not ever the same random paper for very long.

Today is 22's birthday. Maybe I should change his blog nickname to 23 since he's now 23? Lol. Probably not. ;) Which means today is the 9th and my birthday is only 6 DAYS AWAY now. I'll be 24. Yeah, my brother 22 and I aren't even a full year apart in age. Don't say anything about the amount of time between are births, please and thank you in advance. Think all you want but just don't say anything, lol.

I had the strangest dream the other night. Like, weird even by my standards and trust me, I have some crazy weird fucking dreams. Check out the "dreams" link in my label cloud if you're new to the blog and want to see for yourself. This dream I won't be posting here though. I did write it out in Microsoft Word and saved it away though. I might be using it in a writing project I've started so hey, maybe you'll read about it one of these days anyway. If you so choose to do so. ;)

Happy Tuesday!

Monday, June 8, 2009

I want you naked with your favorite heels on....

I some how stumbled across this website. I have no idea how. I wasn't looking up anything involving beards or facial hair at all. I wasn't looking up anything about odd competitions either. Seriously, I have no clue how I wound up there but I did. I clicked around and all I can say is wow, lol. Some of the facial hair on display there... I have no words for. C'mon, you know you're curious now. Go ahead, check it out. ;)

My friend and I know were talking briefly the other day before I had to leave for work on yahoo! messenger. She was telling me about a recent episode she had while hooking up with a new guy. They had gone on around ten dates thus far and hooked up four times. The hooking up that had gone already was a lot of making out, fondling, groping, fingering and oral sex. Finally on Friday night, they were taking things further and going to go ahead and fuck. Fun huh? So they're getting busy with foreplay and clothes are flying off here and there. Tongues are getting their workouts and hands are wandering like mad. Finally, they're naked and he's getting ready to penetrate her pussy. She's waiting anxiously as he gets the condom out and then suddenly, his dick softens. It doesn't go completely flaccid but it's not hard enough for sex anymore. She said he immediately apologized profusely and said he would get it hard again. She said after that, the first thing that popped into her mind was this song.....

Yeah, seriously. So after that popped into her head at the moment, she started hysterically laughing at the ridiculous timing of that song popping into her mind. Seriously, can we say BAD TIMING people? So of course, the guy is thinking she is having a laughing fit over his cock and gets a little annoyed and a little upset thus completely deflating his cock. She tried to explain but for some reason kept laughing. She got a hold of herself well enough to explain why she was having a laughing fit and she said after the explanation, he relaxed and had a laugh about it too. Then they got serious again, starting the foreplay over. This time, his cock didn't freak out with performance anxiety at all and they were very satisfied, relaxed folks half an hour later.

I think it's the best thing ever when you can have a moment like that with someone and then work it out and get back to the fun stuff. He could have taken her reaction very badly and gotten up and left. Or started an argument. Instead, they both laughed things off and gave it another go. I personally think it's important to be able to not take yourself too seriously all the time and be able to laugh at yourself as far as sex is concerned.

Anyway, I've been meaning to post this for months but I keep forgetting. I remembered now since I had to go on YouTube for the above video. ;) I DON'T like this song or video. All I can say is WTF. ;) Lol.

I DO however like this song. ;) It makes me laugh but I also like the way that man thinks. Maybe not the Jell-O in the tub thing because I'm not a big Jell-O fan and wouldn't want to be covered in it. The upside down thing I don't think would work out so hot because I'd get a little dizzy and uh other problems might occur but the rest is all good. ;)

Happy Monday Y'all!

Saturday, June 6, 2009

I'm looking like a fool again...

I was lame such a nerd and got totally excited when I saw the Google design today celebrating 25 years of Tetris. That game has been one of my absolute favorites since I was a little kid and I still love it now, lol. I've had it on most of my cell phones and play it a lot when I want to zone out amd ignore everything around me for a bit. <3>

Brought to you by: Amorous Rocker

Who was the last person you sat beside at a restaurant?
Beside? Hmm. I dunno. Family maybe? When my dude and I go out to eat, we set across from each other and he's the last one I went out to eat with, lol.

Will you be up before 7AM tomorrow?
No way. I won't even be home from work before 3 AM.

If something was wrong, who is the first guy you would go to?
My boyfriend. Unless it's something to do with him and I need to vent or acquire advice, then Philly or Fangs.

Who is the first girl you'd go to if something was wrong?
Uh... I think it would depend on what it is. I don't usually go to one of the girls first, lol.

Have you shaved your legs in the past three days?
No, I waxed like 5 days ago and I'm still good.

If your ex said they hate you, you say?
Go away. =)

Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your own bed?

Which smells better; Gasoline or Permanent markers?
Oooh I love the smell of both. I think Gasoline smells better though.

Do you eat whip cream straight out of the can?

Don't you hate waiting for someone to show up somewhere?
No, not really. Unless they're really late then I get annoyed a little bit, lol.

Who did you last get into an argument with?

Do you drink lots of water?

Could you handle a long distance relationship?
I'm doing it now. It sucks but we make it work. I think it helps knowing it won't be forever.

Have you ever been awake for 2 days straight?
Yeah. I've been awake for almost 3 days straight. I passed the fuck out when I finally sat down. And I slept for almost 12 hours too, lol. So glad I don't do shit like that anymore.

Does the last person you kissed have tattoos?

Do you still talk to the person you fell the hardest for?
Every day. =)

Last person you talked to before bed last night?

What were you doing at midnight last night?
I was at work.

Do you ever turn your cell phone off?
Once in a while. When I need to.

Are you a shy person?
No, lol. Not at all.

Do you answer the phones at your job?
I do sometimes. I hate to though because it's always a customer bitching, a customer wanting to know what time we close or a co-worker wanting to know their damn schedule.

Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
Yes but whatever. =)

Are you high?
Nope. I'm drug free (now) thanks.

Would you rather call or text?
I'd rather text or talk in person.

What's your favorite Christmas song?
I don't like Christmas music.

Expecting something to change in the next month?
Possibly. I'm not sure...

Is there a high chance of you going out to the movies soon?
Probably not.

Has someone ever licked your cheek or forehead?
Both, yeah, lol..

Has anyone ever told you that you are beautiful?
Yeah, a few people. Boyfriend does sometimes.

If your parents didn't like the person you were dating, would you lose them?
Nope. If I like them and they treat me well, too bad for everyone else. They don't have to be with them, I do.

Has someone smacked your butt in the past week?
Yeah, damn yard gnomes.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Storm front coming....

I opened up my latest box from Tabu Toys and was surprised at the size of the box it came in. Seriously. I took a picture of it next to YB's big box of Fruit Loops and yeah, the cereal box is barely taller. The size of the Couture box made me anxious to see the prize waiting inside the box though.

The Couture Collection Tsunami is pretty sweet looking. It's a pretty blue color and as soon as I pulled it out of the box, I grinned at the feel of the smooth, soft Silicone material. It feels so soft it almost feels a bit... elegant.

The battery case was a little difficult. The back did not want to come off so I could get the batteries in to it. I thought that might be just something that happened because it's never been opened before but I accidentally put in batteries that hadn't been charged yet and getting them out wasn't the easiest task in the world, lol. It definitely won't ever accidentally pop off or slide out of place during use though. The battery pack gets the batteries locked in there once you slide that plastic shut.

I like looking my toys over before I get them on and going. I could just do a little once over but I like to look them over thoroughly before I get it on. (Hehehe) So, here is me showing off some things about the toy. No, you don't get a demonstration but you get to hear me talk. Cool deal, eh? Not really but watch it anyway, thanks, lol.


I got my water-based lube out and smoothed some over the toy. I swear, a fraction of my solo fun is just getting ready to play. Maybe I'm a total freak but I love how lube feels gliding over so soft Silicone. It makes me tingle slightly with excitement because I know what's going to come when I get the toy inside me.

The controls on it are very easy to work. You turn on the tiny power button and then a luminous red light shines on the bigger button, which controls the vibrations. The box boasts about a "feather touch controller" and that's fairly accurate. I HATE when I'm using a toy with controls that are so hard I have to out effort into smashing the button or moving a stubborn dial. This button needs only a light touch to switch between functions. The downside to that could be if you're stuck on a function you really like that is flat doing it for but you accidentally hit the button, the function is going to switch on you more than likely because it's sensitive enough that you don't actually need to firmly press it. Though when I was using it, I did accidentally let my hands move and I did hit the button a few times unexpectedly changing the setting and let me tell you, that was a rather pleasant accident.

The shaft is 7 inches long and it's pliable. Which is pretty cool. Something I worry about with toys is getting a bit too rough with them and either hurting myself or hurting the toy. I get into it, lose myself a bit and I just go at it without much thinking involved and it has resulted in a few toys causing a little more pain than I like because they weren't flexible when that definitely would have been helpful. This one bends and moves easily. Definite plus in my book.

The head is a bit thinner than the rest of the toy and has a nice little curve to it. In the right position, this toy was hitting my G-spot and making me one very happy girl.

The toy has seven functions of vibration, pulsation and escalation. The first setting is a little dull. It makes me want to just go slow and lazy to get things warmed up. Playing through the settings is fun. I don't dig the pulsation function but then again, I rarely dig pulsating functions in any toy. The escalating one is pretty rockin' though. It's nice and strong and I love feeling the change in intensity as it cycles through. The other settings are just simple vibration but the intensity and power just get better. This toy, even on the lowest setting, has good vibrations. The higher ones are awesome though. I love strong vibrations and this toy has definitely got some going on. If you're not big on powerful vibes rocking your insides, no worries, the lower settings are just fine. It works well for whatever ones preference is in my opinion.

The noise level of the vibrations isn't bad either. On the first setting, I could not hear it at all and I have stellar hearing. The second and third settings, you can tell it's on. The rest of the settings are a little louder but if you want the power of strong vibes, you have to take a little noise. Nothing a little background noise or muffling with a blanket won't cure though.

The toy has nifty little ridges on them in two different areas going in two different directions. I didn't think they were going to make a difference. The lower settings actually got me more feeling out of the ridges than the higher settings did. They do feel nice on the more powerful settings but on the lower settings, I noticed the ridges more. Either way you go, the ridges are pretty subtle but they still felt very nice.

Oh and one more thing I forgot to mention is the toy is waterproof. Kind of fitting for the Tsunami to work in water, don't you think? ;)

The only thing that would have made me like it more would have been if the ridges on it were a little less subtle and a little more pronounced. Other than that, I really dig this toy and will happily add it into my collection.

Thank you to Tabu Toys for letting me try out another great toy.

Happy Wednesday!

Monday, June 1, 2009

Just like a circus...

First I want to encourage y'all to go read something and then go vote. Go to Mojo's blog and read this post. That post will take you here and PLEASE go vote in the most inspiring blog category for Violence UnSilenced. VU is an amazing blog giving survivors of domestic violence and sexual assault an avenue to speak out and more importantly, reach out to others. They offer help resources as well. It's a wonderful blog and it's been nominated for a most inspiring blog award. I think it totally deserves the nomination. Check out Mojo's post on the nomination and then go vote! Check out VU's website as well. It's worth all the effort it will take. Besides, it shouldn't take more than a couple minutes. =)


I take pretty quick showers. If I take a long shower, it's a 15 minute shower. I can't really stand staying in there much longer. Which is odd because I love being in water and I actually love taking a shower. It's almost like a sanctuary for me. I sing, I clean, I do some deep thinking. I relax and enjoy but I don't like being in there for all that long. I'm good with about 10 minutes usually. When I'm in hotels though, I take long ass showers. I'm talking 30 minute showers or longer. I have no idea why I like to take such long showers in hotels. It's not because I'm not paying for the water. I don't pay a water bill now. It's not because the shower or bathroom is all that much nicer than one I have at home. It's definitely not that the mini shampoo, conditioner and body wash provided by the hotel are better than the expensive, awesome products that I buy for myself. I really don't know why but get me in a hotel shower and I'll take way too long in there, mostly just standing under the water thinking and stretching.

I love the smell of fresh baked bread. I love the taste of fresh baked bread too. Fresh baked scones rock pretty hard too. Yum.

I found out the complex pools won't be open until the end of fucking June. Seriously. They have to drain them and have some work done on them and it will be end of June possibly before they can get them filled and open again. Now I have to find somewhere else to go swim. Grrr. Seriously, why did they not get the work done all Winter? Or hey, start it when Spring started? Why wait until the end of MAY to start getting the work done? Lame. Hehe.

Okay so I took like a hundred little quizzes on Blogthings because I was bored and haven't messed around on there forever. They're amusing enough and sometimes they're even accurate... ish. ;)

You Are Medium Maintenance

Like everyone else, you have some things you are particular about.

You're not too annoying about it, and you're able to go with the flow most of the time.

You've learned to stand your ground on what matters but also make compromises from time to time.

You have good taste. Too bad not everyone shares it.

You Are a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

You life your life in a free form, artistic style.

You are incredibly creative and at times, quite messy.

Deep down, you are a kid at heart. And you aren't afraid to express it.

Your best friend: The Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Your mortal enemy: The Club Sandwich

For the next one, I tried to pick between the ones I liked the best but it came down to two and I just couldn't pick the one I liked better than the other, lol. So I picked both of them and this is what I got:

You Are Highly Spiritual

You may not have found the meaning of life, but you try to approach it with as much optimism as possible.

You are always enthusiastic and grateful for every day you have.

You are cheerful and energetic. You are a do-gooder who likes to keep busy.

You are outgoing and carefree. You embrace life to the fullest.

You Are Highly Authentic

You're as real as they come... and quite modest too.

You are very self-assured, and you have a healthy amount of self-esteem.

You feel confident that you can take on the world.

You are have a great sense of humor, especially when it comes to laughing at yourself.

This is kind of cool because the description works but I don't like this sundae at all. I've had two before. One when I was a little kid, hated it. Tried it again a few months ago, still hated it. Weird because I love most of what's in one but meh, I just don't like it all together, lol.

You Are a Banana Split

Fruity, flavorful, and diverse.

Who can beat a true superstar?

You Are Champagne

Your holiday personality is celebratory.

In other words, you love to drink!

For you, the holidays are a time to let loose and enjoy yourself.

You figure they only happen once a year, so why restrain yourself?

Your Psyche is Red

You are bright, bold, energetic, and intense.

Your upbeat, zany energy inspires those who are down.

Spontaneous and playful, you also have a courageous and fearless side.

When you are too red: you are angry, overprotective, and truly scary.

When you don't have enough red: you are depleted and lifeless.

Your Passion is Yellow

You're a total sexual shape shifter.

You possess a complex sex drive and are very adaptable.

Of all the colors, you are the most likely to be bisexual.

While you the most passionate, you are also very open minded.

You Are Thick-Skinned

People may not always love you, but that's totally fine.

You're happy with who you are, and you don't really crave outside approval.

You love yourself, and that's the most important thing. You have high self esteem.

And because you don't care what other people think, they tend to like you a lot!

You Are Bicycling

You are an energetic, driven person. You try to live a good life.

You are industrious and determined. You happily and willingly do hard work.

You are deeply philosophical. You are concerned with doing things the best way.

You love freedom to explore and experiment. You don't like rules.

You Are Raspberry Chocolate Lip Gloss

You tend to approach life as a fun game - being playful at every turn.

You're a flirt with flair, and your the type most likely to surprise your date.

But you're popularity doesn't stop with guys... you've got a great group of girlfriends too!

You're fresh, aggressive, and more than a little sassy. The tangy taste of raspberry and watermelon goes great on your lips.