Saturday, February 7, 2009

Saturday Survey

Saturday Survey #4667889B
Brought to you by:
Amorous Rocker

If you were a waiter/waitress, do you think you would you make good tips?
I know I do would. ;)


What is the best junk food item to get at a carnival?
Funnel cake!


What if there were two of you? Would the world be in trouble?
We would rule the whole fucking world, twice as fast because it's going to take me a while on my own. ;)


Forget about toppings. What type of CRUST do you like on pizzas?
Hand tossed or deep dish. If it's plain cheese pizza, I like it thin and crispy.


Would you care to have tea with the Mad Hatter & March Hare?
Oh sure! That could be fun times.


Do you still say "your mom" as a response in conversation?
Haha, rarely. Only when I'm being silly.


Would you prefer an ice cream sundae or an ice cream cone?
Both. I love ice cream like a hooker loves.... well, never mind. I love ice cream a lot.


Captain Crunch vs. Count Chocula: Which is the better cereal?
I have never had Count Chocula, I don't care for chocolate especially in cereal. I guess Captain Crunch is okay.


Do you collect toys from McDonald's, hoping they will be valuable one day?
Nope.


You oversleep for school or work. What is the most probable reason why?
I stayed out too late with friends. I stayed up too late with my boyfriend. I just couldn't sleep.


When you die, would you like a burial or cremation?
Cremation.


What are the best kind of Girl Scout cookies?
I don't eat GS cookies so no clue.


If a cop was following you, would it make you paranoid?
No, more like annoyed because I'm probably not doing shit wrong, lol.


Do you watch movies with the subtitles on?
Occasionally but not that much.


What game show would you like to be on?
No clue. I don't watch game shows and don't know any that come on.


Can you burp the alphabet?
Yes, yes I can.


Have you ever had an allergic reaction to a certain medication?
Yes and that sucks. =)


What makes you feel all warm & fuzzy inside?
Puppies. Rain.


Do you read trashy romance novels?
Never. Gross.


Do you like to have ice in your drinks?
Not really actually.


Do you watch independent films?
Yes! Oh my gosh, there are so many great ones out there.


Do you constantly doubt yourself?
Not constantly but quite a lot yes.


Have you ever played computer solitaire for hours on end?
Hours no. I haven't ever played that for one whole hour, let alone several hours.


Are you scared of rollercoasters?
Fuck no, lol. I love rollercoasters.


Roll-on gel, solid stick, or spray deodorant?
I use Secret with Olay solid.


What's the funniest thing you've ever read on a bathroom stall?
No clue.


If you saw wet cement, would you place your handprint in it?
I might. Or draw a little something. Maybe make an imprint with my boobs if I could get clean quickly enough, lol.


Have you ever seen anyone fall down an escalator?
Actually no.


Do you think wearing jeans to work is unprofessional?
Depends on where you work.


Are you uneasy about eating from a buffet?
I don't eat buffets. I don't care for it, lol.


When telemarketers call your house, do they mispronounce your last name?
I don't have a house phone! Take that bitches.


Can you honestly tell the difference between DiGiorno and delivery pizza?
Duh. Anyone can easily should be able to tell the difference between delivered pizza and a cooked frozen special, no matter how much the box claims otherwise.


Favorite flavor of Vitamin Water?
I don't drink that stuff.


Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to about important stuff?
Most of my friends that I can talk to like that are guys so yeah.


Do you ever get "good morning" texts from anyone?
Yes, some friends.


Where is your biological father right now?
Sleeping.


What would you do if you opened your front door and it was Lil' Wayne standing there?
I Google searched Lil' Wayne to find out who it was, lol. Since I don't know his music or anything about him, I'd probably pull him in, hold him hostage and try to get away with some ebay auctions for people to come meet him. Yuh.


Are you a patient person?
Not really, lol.


What is your favorite fruit?
APPLES! I love fruit.


Have you ever had a black and white cat?
Nope, I've never had a cat, I'm allergic to them.

8 comments:

Southern Sage said...

like a hooker loves...... money??

excellent answers

if you ever do the boobage impression in concrete let me know the addy and if I'm ever out that way I will visit it!!

SandLady said...

great answers...i usually use
'your mom' in a sentence when i am talking to a sibling and im upset with my mom...heheee

Nolens Volens said...

Was mighty pleased to see you give a shout out to the indie movies. :)

autumn said...

i love these questions AR! if i steal them, do i have to post them on a saturday? fabulous answers. you're so funny! i love ice cream as much as you do. :)

I Smile 2 Much said...

Rain. Me too.

But I cant burp the abc's. And I tagged you (if you wanna, I mean) you sexy apple lover you! (hehe)

:D

Fun answers. Happy Sunday AR~

Lil Bit said...

More fun randomness! =)

Hey chickie, thanks for adding me as a flickr contact. Sorry it took me so long to respond to it.

*hugs*

Shannon H. said...

I played...http://smoi.simplyshannon.com/2009/02/saturday-survey-feb-7-2009.html

Kittie Kate said...

I'm also allergic to cats. I cannot burp my abc's but I think it's funny that people can.

I made you a logo for Saturday Survey on this post. If you like it, you can have it. If not, I can make another one and let me know what you'd like and the font and the colors. Here it is and I'm up!