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What are your favorite toppings to put on a hot dog?
I don't eat hot dogs.
Name one trait you dislike about yourself.
My lack of patience. I've gotten better about it though, I'm trying, lol.
Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
No! They're nice and I like the feel of satin against skin but not my thing to sleep on.
Have you ever dropped a hot or warm curling iron on your crotch?
No! That would suck, lol.
Have you ever worn underwear of the opposite sex?
Yeah. Boxers are comfy.
Have you ever invited some one into your house to look at your rock collection?
Maybe if I had a rock collection. I'm just not that cool though.
How often do you eat bacon?
Never. I don't eat bacon.
Why is a "rootbeer float" called a float?
Because the ice cream floats in the soda.
Have you ever given a package of new underwear to a homeless person?
How often do you play World of Warcraft?
Never. Again, I'm just not that cool.
When was the last time you sneezed?
A couple hours ago.
Would you rather be a monkey or a fish?
Monkey! They get to climb trees, swing around, run around, eat fruit, play with other monkeys, fling poop and all kinds of semi amusing stuff. Fish just get to swim all day long. Swimming and swimming and oooh more swimming!
What is a good use for a shower curtain other than it's intended purpose?
Rolling up newly dead bodies! You know, so even though they're bleeding, the blood doesn't drip all over the place. That would be gross.
As a kid, did you believe that if you swallowed a watermelon seed that you would grow a watermelon in your tummy?
What's your zodiac sign?
What is a television show that you never miss?
N/A. I don't have anything I watch obsessively. Not a big TV person.
If you woke up the opposite gender for one day, what would be the biggest downside to that?
I'd probably be sad that I didn't have boobs for a day.
What is the most beautiful language?
I think there are several that are beautiful. I'm not going to tell y'all what they are though. =)
Do you like being kissed when you are asleep?
No! Kiss me when I'm awake dammit.
Would you rather have a poodle or a rottweiller?
Neither. I like dogs but I wouldn't want one of either of those breeds.
Did you drink anything with caffeine today?
Yeah, it helps get me through work, lol.
If you could have anything for your body right now what would it be?
6 hours of sleep completely uninterrupted without me waking up every damn hour.
What are you doing tonight?
Working until 2:30 AM.
What were your plans last night?
Worked until 2:15 AM. Went to friend's apartment after work. Had fun. Stayed sober while everyone else got drunk. Laughed my ass off. Got home at 5 AM. Woohoo.
What are are you going to be at 2 am?
Closing things down at work.
What's the last mistake you made?
Last night at work, I was cleaning a metal pan and forgot to grab it with a towel while taking it out of the 150 degree warmer. Ouch.
Is the sun shining?
Not yet. I think it's supposed to rain today actually.
Can you successfully blow up and tie a balloon?
What is a song that they need to stop playing on the radio?
I dunno. I don't listen to the radio much and when I do, I listen to the badass station here that plays metal and hard rock. They rarely play a song I don't like.
Do you smile at strangers when you pass them?
Usually yeah but people hardly ever smile back. Fucking bitches. Learn to smile and enjoy simple shit once in a while. And learn some damn manners. People are so rude. It pisses me off. How fucking hard is it to say please and thank you? Or to say excuse me when you bump into someone? I swear I'd like to punch bitches in the face for giving me dirty looks when they run me over. Grr.
Last curse word you said aloud was what?
Fuck probably. Or hell.
Who last hugged you that wasn't related to you?
The people I was with at my friends apartment a few hours ago. They all get drunk and they all get uber hug crazy. It's like, "Oooh I'm drunk, come give me a hug!" "I love you, you're so fucking awesome, lets hug!" I'm not complaining either, lol. It amuses me more than anything.