Saturday, January 17, 2009

Saturday Survey

Saturday Survey #87901111
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Amorous Rocker


If you had to change your first name and name yourself after a kind of tree and your last name after a kind of animal, what would your name be?

Willow Tiger.


If you could save your cousin's life by killing your pet, would you do it?
I don't have a pet so I guess my cousin is shit out of luck, lol. I might run out and buy a goldfish, call it my pet and then flush it. I've never had a goldfish for longer then a day or two anyway, they always die. I've kept other fish successfully too but never goldfish. *shrug*


If a genie asked you to make a wish for somebody else that wasn't friend or family, who would you make the wish for and what would it be?
Uh.... I'd have him grant common sense to all of mankind. :D


If you could have someone famous watching your back, which person would you choose to do this job?
Some famous badass bodyguard? Ooog maybe someone from the Secret Service. I guess they don't count as being famous. Hmm. Shit, I wish I knew celebs better because I can't think of a muscular one. Wait, if I'm not in trouble for anything and I've just got one following me around all day for the hell of it.... How about Maynard James Keenan, Hugh Jackman and Johnny Depp taking alternative shifts being my bodyguard? Yeaaah.


If you were to give yourself a "most likely to... " title for the next 7 days, what would that title be?
"Most Likely To Piss A Co-Worker Off By Being A Bitch"


If you were cremated, where would you want your ashes scattered?
The ocean.


If you could go back in time and talk to the you of 10 years ago, what would you most want to say?
Spend more time focusing on school, don't throw shoes at stupid boys, learn to start trying to control that temper and don't quit softball.


If you had to spend one weekend alone in a single store, you can't leave for anything but you can buy items you may need over the weekend, which store would you pick?
Super Wal-Mart. There's food, drinks, usually a Subway or McDonalds, clothes, bathrooms, pillows, blankets and toiletries. They also have some furniture out and with enough of the blankets and pillows I could drag over there, I could make one of those futons damn comfortable. Plus they have big TVs with movies playing, usually have some video games out going. Plus there are books and magazines if I get really bored and I could totally sneak those back to my futon fort and not have to actually buy them. Not to mention the fun I'd have scaring customers as I pop out from underneath my futon fort unexpectedly.


If you needed medical attention, which TV doctor would you want taking care of you?
House and his team. =D


Would you rather be able to read minds or teleport?
Oh shit. I want to do both. =( Actually, I only want to be able to read minds whenever I want to tune in, so to speak. If I had to listen to everyone's shit continually all day, I'd die.


If you could give somebody something (non-material) of yours, good or bad, such as your confidence or achy knees, what would you give and who would you give it to?
I'd like to give some of my good traits to friends but then I wouldn't have them anymore so that would suck. I don't want to give anything bad away though either. If I give my temper away, then what does that mean? I never get pissed or I'm pissed all the time because there's no balance? I have no answer, sorry, lol.


If you could teleport anywhere in the world, where would you go right now? What would be on your itinerary?
Amsterdam! Italy. London. Finland. Paris. Ireland. Sweden. Rome. I'd be tired as fuck by the time I got home, lol. Oh but first I would teleport to Texas, grab my boyfriend and take him with me to all those places.


If a friend of yours were to walk in on you naked (or half naked) would you freak out or just continue getting dressed while starting a conversation?
Oh been here, done this. I'd continue dressing and say, "Did you come in here to help? No? Then GTFO motha fucka." True story, lol. Or I'd just say something smart assed and send them on their way back out.


If a person tells you how they feel while they're drunk, should you believe it to be their true feelings or just some drunken ramblings?
I think drunken ramblings are truthful ramblings. People say the things intoxicated that they don't have the nerve or balls to say while sober. Hence the terms liquid courage, liquid balls, etc etc.


If you could go into the future, by using a time machine, how far into the future would you go and what would you like/expect to see there?
I wouldn't want to. I'm in no rush. I'll get to the future in every day I make it through, thank you very much.


If you could sit and have a face to face conversation with God, what would you say?
If that whole face to face conversation thing happened I would have to apologize first thing. Then I have no clue but I'm sure I'd have a ton of shit to ask.


If you had to choose only one of the seven deadly sins to have for the rest of your life, which one would you choose? (Lust, gluttony, sloth, greed, wrath, envy, pride)?
Why would I want only one when so many are so fun? ;)


If you are straight, would you take a million dollars to have sex with someone of the same gender?
I'm bi but shit, how about I just pretend to be straight and then I can do it for a million bucks? I can act surprised and act like I don't know what's going on at first.


If this is the best that things are going to get, would you be disappointed?
Probably at first but I'd adjust and get used to it or try harder.


If you could be anywhere right now with someone where would it be, and why would you pick this person?
My boyfriend. I want a hug. :)


Are you currently contemplating having a love affair?
No.


Would you rather reveal your biggest secret to everyone in your life or run across the field during the SuperBowl wearing only a yellow tank top, brown cowboy boots and pink and lime green polka dot underwear?
Bring on the pink and lime green polka dot underwear.


Have you ever written a secret admirer letter to someone you had a crush on?
No.

7 comments:

Thru My Eyes said...

I DO have a pet so my cousin is shit out of luck also.

Kittie Kate said...

These were good questions. I'd like to be able to teleport. Reading minds, I wouldn't want to because the way people think.

Nolens Volens said...

Hehe! I loved your answers!

southerngirl said...

Gotta love house!

jGrrl said...

You have been tagged: Honest Scrap Awards

Shannon H. said...

I love House! I played along...HERE

Hope you had a great weekend.

rage said...

For some reason me thinks that you don't need a bodyguard and you could kick some serious ass!