Saturday, January 10, 2009

If there was nothing wrong then there'd be nothing right...

Saturday Survey #4567909a1
Brought to you by:
Amorous Rocker

Have you ever slept in the same bed as a friend of the opposite sex without having sex or wanting to?

Yeah! I've had a couple gay guy friends sleep in my bed with me and definitely nothing went on and neither of us wanted anything to go on, lol. I've slept in the same bed with two other guy friends a few years ago and nothing happened then either. =)

Are you wild and crazy?
At times. I've grown up a little bit and learned to control myself. There's a time and place for everything you know. ;) Acting wild in the grocery store is just obnoxious.

How many people have you gone out with?
I don't even know.

Do you like to shop?

Whose your favorite sibling?
They all have things that make them pretty awesome.

Are you helpful?
Depends on what you need help with. I try to be, lol.

Who was the last person you had a disagreement with? What happened?
One of my best friends like an hour ago. He started being a fucktard so I started being an asshole which turned him into a defensive douchebag who wanted to push things off on me which just made me that much more of a raging temperamental asshole. We then gave the word fuck a lot of usage with the words "selfish dick", "grow up", "get over it" and "use your fucking head" all being close runners up for most usage. Then I apologized, he apologized, we e-hugged and we then returned to our regularly scheduled programming.

What's your favorite part of the day?
Depends on the day. Example. My favorite part of the day Thursday was finding a way to eat bananas without making my stomach turn courtesy of my smart thinking little sister. I eat banana to up my potassium intake but I really don't like bananas all that well and being at work, I didn't have a lot of options with something to give me a boost so I went with a banana. (I have a long list of foods rich in potassium so no need to offer me any ideas and no need to go researching for me but thanks!)

Do you have plans tonight?
I have the same plans every Saturday night... I'll be at work until 2 AM or 2:30 AM. Depending on how busy we are an hour before closing time.

Have you ever purposely avoided someone?
Guilty. I don't do it often but occasionally it happens.

Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? About what?
The same person I just had an argument with a little while ago, lol. About? I won't say because it involves him and his life and it's not something I'd broadcast at all.

Is anything wrong?
Yes. The title of the posts displays how I feel about that though. (They're also lyrics to a song but they fit and I agree.)

Are your friends taller than you?
Most of my friends are guys and yeah, they're taller. The female friends I have are the same height or shorter.

Have you made a mistake this past week?
Maybe. Actually yes a little one but it's been fixed and lesson learned.

Last movie watched and who watched it with you?
The Golden Compass and I watched by myself.

Have you ever turned someone down that asked you out solely because you didn't like how they looked?

When do you start working on your tan?
I don't, ever. People at work are starting now. I'm like, it's January and still cold, what the fuck?

Did the last person of the opposite sex you made out with have a tattoo or multiple tattoos?
Yeah. Boyfriend has one.

Have you ever been in a completely perfect relationship?
They don't exist. Every relationship has ups and downs. If they don't... well, back to the title of this post again, lol. I'd honestly hate being in a relationship that never had any ups and downs. I guess that may be weird but I'd hate for everything to be completely perfect every second of every day.

Have you ever dated someone younger than you?
Boyfriend is two weeks younger.

What is a movie coming out you are excited for or at least interested in?
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans!

Do you like Red Bull?

Have you ever taken medications that were prescribed to someone else?
Yeah. =x

What was the last thing you washed?
My body in the shower.

Do you always have to have something to drink when you eat a meal?
Yes! I can't eat a meal without something to drink. If I don't, my mouth and throat get thick and dry feeling then I start thinking I'm gonna choke, lol.

What's the last thing you did that felt good?​​​
Take a shower. It's my sanctuary. I clean my body and my soul, lol. I always feel better after a nice shower.

What are you wearing honey?
Haha! Honey? Haha! Ahem. A TOOL tshirt and my most favorite black pinstriped pajama pants.

Do you know anyone that smokes pot?
YEAH EVERYONE AT MY JOB EXCEPT FOR 5 PEOPLE. The rest including some management are big ass potheads. It drives me nuts. I mean, there are always potheads at every job I work at but seriously, working somewhere where over 30 of the people working there are potheads? And there's less than 40 total employees? C'mon. I hate that around 20 of them smoke at work too because they're already lazy and then they get high on a break, come back and are even more fucking lazy than they naturally already are. Argh. /rant Lol.

Do you still talk to the person you fell hardest for?
Every day.

Do you want kids?​​​

Did you go out or stay in last night?​​​
I went out... to work.

What’s something you really want right now?
$25,000 non taxable. Please and thank you. Oh be more realistic you say? To see my boyfriend again, lol. More realistic than that eh? A Nintendo DS!

Are you okay with making a total fool of yourself?​​​
Yeah. =)

Are you your complete self around your parents?
Honestly, no.

Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?​​​ Who and why?
My boyfriend. No matter how weird, crazy, bitchy, moody, angry, violent, etc etc I get, he can handle it and still love me later despite it. He never judges me. He always listens without biased opinion and never turns around disbelieving what I've said because he already had his mind made up. He's supportive. He makes me laugh. He just accepts me for me, even when I'm being grumpy, moody, crazy, silly, dorky or just fucking weird.
He gets me better than anyone and I'm comfortable and trusting enough that I don't guard myself around him.

When was the last time you said you were fine but really weren't?
Last year! Haha! =p

Has anyone ever told you that you had no heart or called you heartless?

Yeah and they were really stupid obviously because how would I even be living if my heart were fucking missing? Even if my heart got sick of it's job and wanted to just hop out and take a vacation, I couldn't carry on in auto-pilot or something without it. Even if it just wanted a little day trip to run off to the county fair for some corn dogs, funnel cake, caramel apples, carnival games and maybe hitting up a couple of the rides, I couldn't live that long without the little thing doing it's job. *Ahem* Seriously. Just because I don't wear my heart on my sleep or show a lot of emotion doesn't mean I'm heartless because I'm not at all.

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Work last night! Or every night at work. People got to be rude bitches which makes me want to clock them one in their mouth. "Hey chick, I said I wanted a SIDE OF FUCKING MAYO and YOU didn't bring me any with my order. Why ask for it if you ain't gonna bring it to me huh?" "Yes sir, I didn't have one of the cooks jerk off into the little cup I gave you so that would obviously be your fucking side of mayonnaise you douchenozzle
that white substance in that little cup I handed you is the Mayo you asked for."

Do you have a real life friend you can tell stuff to and you're sure they won't tell anyone else?
Yes. A couple and I adore the fuck out of them for being able to keep things to themselves. =)

Will the groundhog see his shadow?
No, he's going to see Mary Poppins or The Beastie Boys. Possibly Tone Loc or maybe even The Easter Bunny if he's lucky.

Will you be with your significant other on Valentines Day this year?
Probably not actually.

Happy Saturday!!!!!!


Southern Sage said...

you tickle me.

Nolens Volens said...

Glad to know you'd make a fool out of yourself. Never take yourself seriously...nobody does anyway. LOL

Shannon H. said...

Three Cheers for Saturday!!!! I played HERE.

I don't like to shop either. Fucktard is my new favorite word LOL

Happy Saturday!

Kath said...
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Kath said...

i love answering the questions.

i had fun reading yours. keep it up!

here's mine =)

phairhead said...

Tone Loc? :)

rage said...

That's a lot of people that smoke pot at your job dude. When I was going through school there were always a lot of people that would go out to their cars and get high between breaks and do the same thing.

Kittie Kate said...

I want to see that movie too. I like those movies.

I took your questions.
Hope you're having a great weekend!

Another Suburban Mom said...

I don't think anyone is their complete self around their parents.

Loved your answers, especially the mayo one.