Saturday, October 25, 2008

Saturday Survey

My Dallas Stars play the Washington Capitals tonight. I'll be at work but as usual, the game is getting recorded on the DVR so I can watch it later. :D GO STARS!!!!!

I don't mind if anyone wants to steal these questions and do them on their blog. I don't make up most of the questions. I browse surveys and stuff like that and I just copy the questions I like. Sometimes I find a survey that's got enough good ones that I just have to delete a few questions here and there but otherwise I'm good. Sometimes, I do add in a few questions of my own as I think of them though. If you do take any of the surveys I post so you can do them on your blog, please comment and let me know so I can come check out your answers and stuff. :)

When was the last time you rode a bicycle outside?
Oh gosh... I don't own a bike sadly though I do want to get one. The last time was I think a month ago. I was outside with my youngest brother and rode around on his for a little bit before letting him have it back so he could ride some more.

Would you ever do Jell-O wrestling? (Wrestling in a kiddie pool filled with Jell-O)
I have once and I so didn't like it, lol. It wasn't that fun and I was scrubbing my hair for too long to get all that crap out of there.

What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Reese's or Propel.

If you married the last person you said "I love you" to who would it be?
My boyfriend. ;)

Have you ever masturbated using a chocolate bar in place of a toy?
..... No, don't think I will ever do that one. What the fuck? Lol. I don't even like chocolate that well. That would be so messy and kind of gross. Ick.

Is there someone that popped in your mind after that last question?
.... No. Weird questions, lol.

What is your middle name?
It starts with a letter in the alphabet between A and S and it's a pretty name. :)

How much are you paying for gas in your area?
2.89 to 2.95 depending on the gas station. :)

Who knows you better than anyone else?
My boyfriend.

Do you put Parmesan cheese or crushed red peppers on top of your pizza?
Sometimes. I love eating my pizza with ranch though. Mmm.

Did you get in a fight with someone yesterday?
A verbal disagreement, yes. A physical fight, no.

What bill do you have to pay next?
Cell phone.

Are you talking to someone while doing this?
Nope. :)

When was the last time you went to the zoo?
Oh gosh, I don't even remember.. I went to the Dallas World aquarium earlier this year though! I love love love going there.

What drives your crazy?
Myself. My mind. Lol.
Quite a few other things too. ;)

Do you get excited about Valentine's Day?

Do you have any tan lines?
No. I don't like the sun enough to spend enough time outside to get any tan lines. Plus, it's almost November so going to the pool or beach isn't such a good idea unless I want to freeze my tits off. Just sayin'.

What were you doing at 8 this morning?

What's something someone can do that makes you melt?
Tie me to a chair outside while the sun is bright and shining.
Fuck I dunno, lol. If it happened, I'd know but here on the spot, I can't think of anything. I don't "melt" easily.

What is one thing you would love to happen tomorrow?
I would love to figure out how to teleport. ;) Realistically though, I would love for time at work to fly by.

Where is your sister right now?
She's in the bathroom, washing her face or something that requires the water up there to be running.

Has anyone called you pretty in the last two days?
My boyfriend has a tendency to do that. Silly boy.

Your heart is racing, who are you standing next to?
A cannibalistic axe murderer who's looking at me as if I'm a pork chop and he's starving. While he sharpens his axe blade. All the girls stand in harms way in the silly horror flicks you know. Or they take off running in a t-shirt and underwear, screaming as they run down the middle of the street in a suburban neighborhood. Ironically, not one person in any of the 30 houses they screech passed hears her screaming as the flees down the street, waving her arms eratically, slowing her down but adding ridiculous dramatic effect to the scene. Then she bursts in to tears, yelping and gasping as her running slows and she begins to sob. She flails her arms around, wailing now, struggling to keep running and ends up tripping over herself and falling. She crawls on the ground and scrambles to get up as she screams again for help between her sobs. She finally makes it back up and starts to move again. Just before the cannibalistic axe murderer catches her and swings the axe. I digress though. My heart is racing because I'm standing next to the cannibalistic axe murdered who is still hungry. Those low grade horror flick bimbos can't be much more than a tasty snack for him.

Do you like funnel cake?
Yes! It's horrible I know but yum.

Do you like waking up with the sun on your face?
No. Yes. I like sleeping in total darkness. I like waking up in darkness but it helps me wake up when there's sunshine streaming through.

Where is your mom right now?
At home.

Put your iTunes or media player on shuffle and list the first seven songs that play. No changing to seem cooler!
Meh, I'm listening to my iPod now so I'll just shuffle through 7 songs and list what they are. ;)

"I Don't Care" by Apocalyptica ft. Adam Gontier
"Disturbia" by Rhianna
"By The Pain I See In Others" by Opeth
"Under the Northern Star" by Amon Amarth
"Closer" by Ne-Yo
"I'm Still A Guy" by Brad Paisley
"Ain't Too Proud To Beg" by The Temptations

Are you allergic to any antibiotics?

Does your phone ring in the middle of the night often?
It happens. Drunk friends usually, lol.

What color​is your favorite hoodie?
Black! Surprise! Lol.

What comes​ to mind when I say cabbage?​​
Those Cabbage Patch dolls! Which reminds me of Sour Patch Kids. Which reminds me of movie theaters. Which reminds me of darkness. Which reminds me of blood. I could go on forever...

Would you dance to the taco song?
I have no clue what that is.

How about doing the chicken dance in the middle of a park on a Saturday afternoon?
Sure! I know that one, lol.

Could you go an entire week without listening to music?

Oh my gosh! I probably could but I would absolutely HATE it. I don't even go an entire day without listening to music. I don't even go for 12 hour periods without listening to music at least a little bit. A week would kill me. Seriously.

What color are the underwear you have on right now?
Black and grey striped.

Did you have any unread text messages this morning when you woke up?
Yes. That happens almost every day actually. At least one, usually two though. Sometimes three or four but almost always one at the least.

When was the last time you stayed up really late because of alcohol?
Hmm... technically Sunday night. I didn't drink but people were playing beer pong and I was watching that go on along with socializing. So that counts. ;)

How old do people usually guess you to be?
Younger than I am. It's a pain in the ass now but if it keeps up, I'll be old and still getting guessed as a few years younger. I'm sure then I won't get annoyed bu that, lol.

Have you ever attended an Ozzfest show?
Sure have! :) I think... Lol.

The Rolling Stones or Aerosmith?
I love Aerosmith. :)

80's Hair Metal or 90's Boy Bands?
Oh 80's hair metal!!!! I love hair metal. <3 style="font-weight: bold;">Ice cream or pie?
I scream! I love ice cream. Mmm.

White chocolate or milk chocolate?
Uhhh, dark chocolate or bust! Lol. Anything else is too sweet for me really.

If a stranger looked in your closet, what would they think?
That I must really like black. ;)

Steve Carell or Will Ferrell?
Uhh... Steve Carell.

Dane Cook or Will Ferrell?
Uhhh.... crap.

Adam Sandler or Will Ferrell?
Adam Sandler! :)

Do you think love should have an age limit?

Any part of your body sore?
My feet!

Is it easy for others to make you feel awkward?
Not at all.

Do you think this survey is random?
Not really. Maybe a tiny bit...

Do you use Splenda?

Would you ever use edible shoe strings in your shoes instead of real laces?
They make those? I wonder if someone with a foot fetish would dig eating othere people's edible shoe strings right off the shoe while the person was wearing it. Hmm. Anyway... No, I wouldn't use them if they even actually make them.

Do infomercials suck you in?
Sometimes I end up sucked in to watching them for a few minutes. I never buy a damn thing off of them though.


Another Suburban Mom said...

Yay something to steal. Who the hell would masturbate with a chocolate bar. Ick!

fairyflutters said...

LMAO at masturbating w/ chocolate! What a question!

Great answers. :)

Passion said...

This was a great meme! I agree, the chocolate bar question made me wince! Thats just crazy!!! Loved your answers and may steal this also. ;-)

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That was me...sorry. My comment posted twice for some reason.

vixen kitten said...

I usually steal this from ASM, but thought I'd come right to the source this week. :)

Loved your answers. And yeah...the whole chocolate bar masturbation thing....weird!

Joe said...

Great eclectic music list.

And your Stars beat my Rangers the other day and I'm still not happy about it. An apology would go a long way, you know.