Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Whore!

Hello! How are you doing there, person reading my blog today?

I'm in a weird mood right now. Nothing bad. Just too much nervous energy I guess and I'm acting like a dork, more so than usual, to help ease myself a bit. :o)

I'm up for the questions tomorrow. Don't forget to come play. ;)

Work Monday night was SO boring. It was one of the slowest Monday nights ever. My biggest tip of the night was a three dollar tip from a creepy guy that pretty much stared at me when he could see me the whole time he was there. He used a cheesy line on me at first. About how he was happy I was "serving him instead of the guy" I was working with that night because "uh, you know, girls are who I like to get service from" complete with an awkward sounding chuckle afterwards. Then he just abrubtly stopped chuckling and stared dead at me as I asked if he'd be needing anything else right then. To which he didn't reply at all, just stared. So I asked again if he needed anything else right then or if he was good and still, no answer but more staring and then I was walking away, he asked me if I could get him a couple napkins. I did and didn't go near him again. He was only there for about 20 minutes. Thankfully. He seriously weirded me out. He was sending major creep vibes out in buckets. Another guy and a girl were pretty cool. I served them three different times but they didn't tip one time at all. Still, they were chatty and funny so I didn't care. Another guy was a little weird. Asked me if I liked his wallet, it was funky colors with a weird pattern. I said I didn't see his wallet and he pulled it back out and asked again and then remembered he needed to pay me. He said some other very random things but he was nice enough, just seemed a little off. A couple girls from Texas came up. They were just passing through on their way to somewhere in Oregon. I didn't talk to them really. They were stuck up bitches. I wasn't even going to waste my time trying to talk to them as rude as they were being. I only found out where they were headed and where they were from because of the guy I was working with. They happily chatted him up. He was disappointed that they didn't have any kind of accent. He likes to make fun of me for the way I say certain words but it's all in fun. He was hoping they'd have "Texas accents" too, lol. He doesn't call it a Southern accent but a Texas accent. It's amusing. He tries to immitate it but he sounds so ridiculous it's not even funny. That boy is amusing as hell to work with.

Tmi isn't here today but I did play. :o)

I'm so anxious about today. Well, when I allow myself to ponder about what I'm doing later on. I've got an appointment with Doctor Oral Surgeon this afternoon. I'm so nervous. I don't get nervous easily. It's just surgery and medical procedures in general make me nervous. I always wonder about what may go wrong even though, very damn likely, nothing will go wrong. I'll be okay though, lol. I just hope I get some pain medication after the fact. I'm not a wimp about pain at all but I have a feeling what I'm having done isn't going to tickle, lol. At least I don't have to work today or tomorrow. Hell yeah for that. :)


Happy Tuesday!

8 comments:

Jormengrund said...

You know, I could post something about MY dealings with the oral surgery, and the horror that happened afterwards, but I think I'll wait, and share with you only AFTER it's all said and done.

Mainly because it's a good thing to get it over with, and after it's done, then you don't really have anything to worry about, now do you?

fairyflutters said...

I didn't realize you wait tables. I did that for years after high school and to this day, I remember and am always extra nice to my servers. People who don't tip should stay home!!!

Good luck w/ the oral surgery thing.

I Smile 2 Much said...

Hope Dr Oral appointment goes well for you today, babe.

Wait. Errrr....um..... that totally sounds like sumthin *else* now huh? ; )


Oh you know what I mean ; ) And I hope you get sum pain meds this time ....& Happy enjoy your time off from work...

*muah*

Rage said...

((crosses my fingers so you get pain meds))

Rex Venom said...

Hahahah
Funnnny cartoon
I get it
Rock on!

Another Suburban Mom said...

I love the cartoon. I hope things go well at the Oral Surgeon. Its amazing how the word Suregon just negates any of the happiness that the word oral implies.

TUG said...

I've had a bunch of oral surgeries to redo some trauma I had. I've also had the normal wisdom teeth thing as well. I sooo understand how you feel. Being in your mouth just makes it more uncomfortable. I tried to read the past posts, but couldn't find what you were getting done.

That one dude was totally wacko. I'd been afraid to give him napkins. No telling what his plan was!

I read your reply at Lil Bit's. You were talking about me!!! That's so cool. I'm glad you enjoyed it. There might be a bonus if I ever get around to it.

Amorous Rocker said...

jormengrund:
Eeek. =/ I think that makes me feel worse about it, lol.
Exactly. I keep reminding myself some pain now will save me so much more pain on down the road.


ff:
Lol. People who don't tip suck.
Thank you!


smile:
Hahaha. Crazy girl. Oh and thanks!


rage:
Thank you!


rex:
I'm glad I'm not the only one who cracked up at it. :)


asm:
Thank you! Oral on it's own is a nice word but you're right, add in surgeon or medical procedure or anything like that in there with it and it just sucks the goodness out of the word.


TUG:
Ick. I'm getting several things done. If you see this and would like to know, just email me but it's much to explain in a comment.
I dunno but I hope he doesn't come back any time soon.
Yes, yes I was! No problem. I honestly enjoyed that series so much. It was very cool. :D I looked forward to seeing what was next each week you were doing it.