Saturday, September 27, 2008

Saturday Survey

Name one fact about​ the last person​ who last texte​d you?
They have a penis.

Can you sleep​ in jeans​?​
I probably could but I would hate it. I hate sleeping in pants of any kind. They always gets tangled which makes them uncomfortable as hell. Also feels too restricting to sleep in pants. I like my skin to touch the sheets.

What is somet​hing you just don’t​ under​stand​?​
Why people at work get angry when they have to work. Surprise! What the fuck are you there for? Why would you come to work and think you're just going to get to stand in the corner, chatting with your friends? I get it's because they're lazy little shits. I just don't get the getting pissed at your boss because he expects you to come to work and actually work. Really now. /rant Lol

Do you like Winte​r?​
I *LOVE* Winter! =D

Do you enjoy​ late night​ phone​ conve​rsati​ons?​
With my boyfriend, YES! With anyone else, not likely, lol. I generally don't like talking on the phone much.

Do you like to cuddl​e?​
I love to but only with the right person. Some people just don't fit right. ;) I never really liked to cuddle much before Boyfriend.

Do you think​ a lot of peopl​e think​ bad thing​s about​ you?
I don't know. If they do, they obviously don't tell me and I really don't care to hear their flawed opinion anyway. ;) HAHA!

How late did you stay up last night​? Why?
Too fucking late. Got home from work around 1 AM and was up hours after that because I couldn't sleep.

What will you be doing​ at 8AM tomor​row?​
Sleeping. I hope.

Anyone make you you mad yesterday​?​
On yeah! You have no idea. Gosh, I was so fucking pissed.

Do you like twink​ies?​

Have you looked at anyones ass today​?​
Technically it's almost 2 AM so that means it's technically Saturday. So, nope, not today. =D Had you asked about Friday... may be a different answer there. ;)

Do you have night​mares​?​
Almost every night. Not like nightmares I guess, I don't consider them that but I guess that'd be because I'm used to them, lol. They're just bad dreams. My dreams are always spooky, weird, creepy and rarely good.

What are you doing​ this weeke​nd?​
Working and uh, yeah, working! Woohoo.

Ever saw someo​ne die?
Yeah. I saw a guy on a bicycle get hit by a car that was going too damn quick. That happened like 15 feet in front of me. There were some others as well.

Who was the last person that helped you stop crying?
My boyfriend. He's one of the few people I'll cry in front of.

Have you ever talked on the phone while in the shower?
How do you accomplish that without ruining the phone?

One word to desrcibe what you're wearing right now would be?

Ever had plastic surgery?
None. People think my boobs are fake but meh, I know they're real so who cares. If they saw most of the rest of the women in my family they'd realize big knockers run in the family.

Did you get in a fight with someone today?
Almost but he stopped talking to me and I just walked away. Which means he avoided me tearing his head off.

Would you date someone who was addicted to heavy drugs?
Probably not. Been there, done that. I'm clean now and wouldn't want to date someone who was in to that kind of crap ever again.

What are FIVE and only five traits that you think are important for a relationship to have?
Good, open communication.
Good chemistry.

What is one thing that would make you end a relationship with someone no matter what?
Abuse. If the guy I was with hit me, I'd be hitting back.. And if I couldn't hit him enough to hurt him, I'd beat the shit out of him with whatever I could grab. Then we'd both go to jail. Then it would be over because I wouldn't stay with someone who physically abused me. I wouldn't stay with someone who emotionally or mentally abused me either. Fuck that.

Do you consider yourself shy?
No, haha.

Do you have a tan line anywh​ere?​
None. Why? I'm not tan. HA!

Do you have any relat​ives in the milit​ary curre​ntly?​
A couple.

Are you bette​r at math or art?
I rock at both. I hate hate hate math but I'm really good with it. My mom calls me the human calculator, lol. Art I just love and can do pretty well at when I get in the right frame of mind for it.

Who was your 4th grade​ teach​er?​
Mrs. N. One of the nicest teachers I ever had. She was such a kind, sweet woman who wanted to help everyone. She was a great teacher, which is why I remember her.

Do you own a music​al devic​e?​
A portable CD player. Oh yes, I do. :D My phone has an mp3 player in it, does that count? Lol.

Do you know any one named​ Tyler​?​
Yes I do! One of my best friends.

Do you think​ peopl​e have any misco​ncept​ions about​ you?
Oh definitely. I know for one that some certain people think I'm conceited which is laughable at best but whatever. :) I'm sure everyone has misconceptions about someone.

Are you one of the MANY obses​sed with Hanna​h Monta​na/​​Miley​ Cyrus​?​
Nope. I don't watch her show, listen to her music or care about anything she does. I think people pay too much attention to celebrities. Some people would have better lives if they paid as much attention to their own problems and their own lives versus the time they put in to gossiping/reading gossip about people they don't know and never will know. /rant Lol.

How can someone tell when you are angry with them?
I punch them in their face!

Okay, so I usually only do that in my head. I tell them they pissed me off if they pissed me off. Or I just ignore them until I'm calm if it's not something worth addressing. Plus.... I have a bad temper, so it's pretty easy to know when I'm angry at something/someone.

Do you think too much or too little?
Both. Sometimes I think far too much and other times I don't think enough or at all.

How cool do you think you will be when you are old?
On a scale of 1 to 10, maybe at 67. ;) C'mon, I said maybe, lol.

Something you’d say to a one night stand?
GO HOME! Ahaha.

"What was your name again?"

"If it starts to itch in the morning, don't worry. It's nothing 8 bucks at Walgreens and 6 to 8 weeks won't fix!"

What was your favorite thing about Halloween as a child?
Trick Or Treat! Duh, dressing up to go get candy from random strangers. Such fun!

What is you favorite thing about Halloween now?
Dressing up! Costume parties. The over all feel of it all. I love it. I love decorating and everything about Halloween.

Do you wear your seatb​elt in the car?
If I'm driving, yes, always. If I'm passngering it, almost every single time. Some times I forget but I usually remember after a few minutes.

If there​ was a large​ spide​r in the room,​ what would​ you say and do?
"ARGH! You're gonna die now bitch!" Seriously.

Have you ever dated a soccer player?
My current boyfriend is a former soccer player, does that count? Lol.

Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
Oh yeah. Not in a good long while though. Yay me!

Do you hate the last girl you had a friendly conversation with?
Stupid question. Why would I have a friendly conversation with someone I hate? Fucking stupid shit.

If I looked under your bed, what would I find?
Carpet. Exciting right?

Last thing you Googled?
Bonkers. For my youngest brother.

Ever kissed a red head?
Male, no. I don't find many naturally red haired men attractive.
Female, yes I have. Crazy bitch, lol. :)

Do you get distracted easily?
Me? Uh! OH! I hate stale bread. Ick.

Seriously. I get distracted easily some times. Other times, not at all.

Who is the biggest drama queen you know?
I would say a friend or two of mine but OMG do the people at work top anyone else I've ever met. Fucking hell they are horrible up there. One guy waited up there an hour after his shift ended the other night just to see if he could see someone doing something they shouldn't so they could run and tell people that person was being shady.

Have you ever been called a bad influence?
Oh yes! I even had a few parents tell their kids they couldn't hang out with me any longer because they felt I was such a bad influence. Funny thing is, those people's kids always ended up in more trouble than me. :)

Do you believe you have common sense?
When I'm awake and sober I sure as hell do. :)

What will you do if you were stuck in the elevator with someone you did not like?
Kick them in the chin, sucker punch their kidneys, elbow them in the back head, head butt them in the nose and kick their legs out from under them……all the while smiling at the camera! It'll be like UFC in there baby! Only if they start it though. I have to be able to claim self defense, lol. Otherwise, just ignore them and focus my energy on playing the Texas Hold 'Em game on my phone.

Do you really wanna please everybody?
Hell no. Too much effort for too little personal gain. It would drive me crazy. I'll please the people that matter if I can as long as it doesn't compromise me or make me unhappy. If that sounds selfish, oh well. I won't put all my effort into making someone else happy if it makes me miserable.

What are five junk foods you like? Doesn't matter how often or how little you eat them.
Pizza, ice cream, nachos, french fries and Reese's peanut butter cups.

Are you allergic to anything?
Penicillin. Most of the cheaper bath and body products. I try to save money by going cheap and my skin revolts by itching constantly and getting red, dry and nasty looking. Certain laundry detergents like Cheer and Surf. Pickles. Apple juice if I drink too much. I can do small doses of it but if I drink a lot, I die. Grapefruit and grapefruit juice. I love it but I can't have it because it doesn't love me back. Cat dander.

What shoes do you wear the most?
My work shoes.

Can you handle the truth?
I prefer it. Even if it hurts. At least then, there isn't any confusion or doubt because I know.

How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking?
Not often. I tend to say things and then think, oooh should have just kept my mouth shut.

Are you happy with where you are relationship wise now?
No. I'm happy with him, just not the distance between us. It's not permanent though. We'll be okay. :)

Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
If you sit a cup of coffee in front of me and then sit a glass of some alcohol in front of me, no fucking way am I going for the coffee.

Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
Oh of course. I used to be a little druggy and had a lot of little druggy friends. I still have a couple friends who engage in herbal refreshment on occasion.

Do you have any close friends or family who are currently addicted to any drugs?
Actually yeah. Two friends and I don't talk to either of them much right now because of it. Which makes me sad that it happens that way but oh well.

Last night, did you go to sleep smiling?
No. I was drowsy and in some pain.

What are you currently thinking about?
How many more fucking questions this thing has! Sheesh!

What’s the reason behind your facebook display name?
I'm not on facebook. I've never been on facebook. I don't even want a facebook account. :)

What are you excited about?

Have you ever got naked at a party?
Lmao. Not completely naked. Unless you count in a bedroom with the door closed then meh, I suppose I have.

Is your phone within a three inch radius of you?
Yeah, sitting next to me on the bed charging away.

What color is the thing you are sitting on right now?
My bed? Lol. The comforter on top is an icky green color. My sheets underneath are blue and black. The mattress is white with pale colored swirl patterns.

What did you last take a picture of?
This SEXY ass 1963 Corvette Stingray that was up at work Friday night. I told the guy he had a beautiful car. The guy was like "Eh she's alright, needs a bath because she's dirty and a wax so she can shine. The heads need to be replaced and she needs some other minor work so meh" and I was like "OMG shut it, you're just fishing for compliments and it worked because she looks amazing and sounds amazing" and he just grinned sheepishly and told me thank you. Oh my gosh it was such a pretty, pretty car.

In the last 3 years, how much have you shoplifted?
Um, never? Lol.

What were the last 3 CD's you were listening to in the car?
Flyleaf, Killswitch Engage and Shinedown. Or Killswitch Engage, Opeth and Shinedown. I don't remember exactly.

Favorite drinks?
Water, sweet tea, dp, milk, juice, lemonade and alcohol.

Does anything hurt on your body?
My back ALMOST ALWAYS fucking hurts

Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Have you ever punched a hole in the wall?
Oh yes. Several times. In hindsight, wasn't the best move to pull.

Where is the weirdest place you've changed clothes?
Uhhh.. everywhere, lol. If I need to change, I need to change. There isn't always somewhere private available sooo... get it done quick. :)

What do you plan to be doing with life 6 years from now?
I could say where I would like to be in 6 years but who knows? Come see me in 6 years and I'll let you know what I'm doing and where I'm at.


phairhead said...

No Twinkies? ever? yr an indcredibly honest and straight forward person for someone yr age. wish i had the balls you do : )

Another Suburban Mom said...

There are lot of questions there! So AR, are you excited about hockey season? I can't tell.

Big Kahuna said...

Hey - I have a penis too!!!!

Merlin said...

This must be the world's longest meme.

Loved your responses to the one-night stand question!