Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Gummy bears are the only bears that attack you from the inside.

Tomorrow is Wednesday Weirdness. Come over and play with us. ;) It'll be fun. =) Make sure to comment over there and let us know you're playing AND make sure if your profile doesn't list your blog that you direct us with somewhere to go. Please and thank you. =)

Click here and play. Or scroll down to my post from yesterday. Either way you're going to the same place. Two blogger pals e-mailed me and told me I was cheating because they didn't think anything on there was false. I assure you, there are false things on there. You just have be a good guesser or something. ;)

Today and Wednesday are my nights off from work. I'm happy about that. I'm also unhappy about that because I would rather work one of those nights and have the extra hours. I do like that I'll get to talk to Boyfriend both of those nights. For longer than my 35 minutes(lunch break at work) too! Which will make me happy. I love that boy. =)

I also hate when you're in the employee bathroom at work, trying to pee, then getting your hands and such all clean and a co-workers comes pounding on the door repeatedly. I let them know I'm in there which obviously means I'm busy. Most are fine and go away until they can get in. Which with me, I'm never in there long. There are those who stand there, continuously knocking and pounding on the door, yelling at you to hurry up though. Somehow thinking that is going to make me magically do my business in there at a higher rate of speed and get out much quicker. In fact, this annoys me so I take my time in washing my hands extra long and taking forever to dry them. Sometimes, I'll even whip out the camera phone and snap a picture or two. Now the exception to this is if you're having an emergency and really need in there. If so, let it be known in some way. Which people at my job gladly do if it's an emergency type thing. Usually when this rudeness happens though, it's one of the impatient bitches who want what they want now and expect everyone to just do what they want. They want you to hurry up so they can go in there to touch up their make-up or make a phone call without getting bitched at. So... 1, 2.. Fuck you! =)

Last but not least....

TMI Tuesday

1. When was the last time someone hit on you? What went down?

Work, last night. A guy in his mid-thirties I think told me I have very pretty eyes. I laughed and said thank you. He said a couple other cheesy things, I told him I had a boyfriend. He tipped me $2 and I scurried away.

2. If you were single and could be with any one person, who would it be (thinking singer/actor or someone famous here, but whatever)?

The thing about famous people is, I don't know them. I don't even read celebrity gossip or watch any shows on it to know much out there about any one. If we're talking be with to date, I have no idea because who is to say that my favorite sexy rock star won't turn out to be a big whining overly dramatic baby or a big fat douchebag that I just want to strangle using his guitar strings? If you mean to hook up with? I don't even care. I'd rather just keep my boyfriend. I don't want to strangle him, most days and as for the hooking up? I already know what I'm getting there and I'm sure as hell not complaining. Though, I could think of a couple females I know that I would say if it's just for a hook up type thing but I'll refrain from using any names. =D

3. Have you ever done anything sexual in your office or your place of employment?

Yes. Not in my current place of employment and not with my current boyfriend. In the past, I have, lol. =x

4. Do you apologize when you make a mistake?

I usually do. Unless the person who catches the mistake is an absolute dick about it, then not likely or if I do, it's done sarcastically for them. Most other times, I'll apologize.

How do you react when someone calls you out?

It depends on how they call me out. If they're a dick about it, I react poorly. If they do it to try and make an example of me, I react poorly.

5. Top or bottom?

Muffins? I like all parts of muffins. The tops are tasty but so are the bottoms. Win win! Unless it's a banana nut muffin and then top all the way. Mmm.

Now for cupcakes? I prefer the bottom so I don't have to deal with all that sugary sweet icing. Ick.

Living in an apartment? Okay, the top floor has the advantage of no one living over you so you don't hear people stomping around their living room over your head. You also never hear a shower going or a toilet flushing above your head. A disadvantage? Stairs!
On the other hand, those pesky stairs are a good work out BUT carrying things up and down all the time is a PAIN. Especially when you're grocery shopping and bring home 15 bags and have to make several trips up and down to get it all. Trying to balance a bunch of items while going up and down them? Bleh. Also, if you're drunk, you really have to mind your footing. Lets not even mention getting furniture in and out.

The bottom floor has the advantage of not dealing with those pesky stairs. A disadvantage is having to hear what the people living above you are doing. Every time someone walks around. Falls down. Moves furniture. Yells. Slams a cabinet. Throws a vase at a wall in a pissed off rage.

For this one, living in an apartment just SUCKS whether you're on top or on bottom. I'll go with bottom though.

Work wise? I'd rather be on top of things than at the bottom of things. I don't deal well with someone telling me what to do all the time.


Skipping the bonus. If you know what the question is, you'll know why I'm skipping it. I'm trying to keep *this* blog free of a lot of sexual kind of content for the most part. Fun huh? C'mon, #5 was good. =D



Biscuit said...

#5 was kickass, and you cracked me up. *LOL* I'm not a big fan of icing, either. Just gimme the cake naked, please.

Um...I meant the cake should be naked, but if you'd like to be naked when you give it me, that's fine, too. :)

BorednTalkative said...

I liked number 5. I like the top of cupcakes, I have a huge sugar tooth.

Ms. Inconspicuous said...

*snort* I had issues with the non-specificity of #5 too. I'm with you on the cupcake bottoms. THe icing is just...ugh.

Unless it's cream-cheese frosting. Then exceptions can be made.

Samantha said...

lol #5 was AWESOME!!!!!! Literally a LOL!~

Eddie D. said...

Come on...why do this if you're not going to really answer the questions? :)

But I like muffin tops much better too. Who doesn't?

Flyinfox_SATX said...

Good TMI answers...Thanks for posting..Happy TMI

Amorous Rocker said...

Lol! I'm glad you enjoyed. Naked naked cake delivery? You could be on to something there... ;)

Thanks! ;) I can't do a lot of sweet. It makes my stomach hurt.

ms. i:
Heh, I'm glad I'm not the only one who had issues with that one. Cream cheese frosting IS the exception to my icing rule. Oh yum. I still can't do much of it though or my stomach hurts.

Hehe. Thank you!

eddie d:
I *did* really answer the questions. Just perhaps not with the kind of specific answers you were hoping to see? Lol.. =D

Thanks you! =)

Kittie Kate said...

I like your answer for #2. I completely agree! They more than likely will be whiney or think the world goes around them.

Happy TMI!

I Smile 2 Much said...


LUV your handwashing! Make 'em wait! No pounding is ever necessary. Sheesh ; )

Your #5 is the bestest. (giggle) I'm with you & Ms I though. Yum (exception only) on the cream cheese frosting. Not too much but just enough.


Happy TMI hun ; )