Monday, August 4, 2008

Working girl.

I've been working my butt off all weekend. Fun eh? I only work 5 pm to 11 pm tonight though. I'm down with a short shift. =) I was off tonight but they called at 1 pm and asked if I wanted to pick up a shift tonight. The annoying girl that I want to throttle called in so I'm working for her tonight. Ok, so there are multiple annoying girls I want to throttle. This one, oh my gosh. I've NEVER met a more lazy, messy, whiny, obnoxious, stupid bitch in my life. She makes messes, doesn't clean them up. Doesn't put enough ingredients in a drink? Finds some way to make it look right without actually fixing it. Did I mention she doesn't clean messes up? She stands around and walks around talking. She also has to know everything being said. I said something to another girl and this bitch comes up and says, "What did you say?" I said, for probably the tenth time, "I wasn't talking to you." She's constantly doing that. You cannot say something in her hearing range without her turning around and wanting to know who said what.

"What did you say?"

"What did he say?"

"What was she talking about?"

"What was so funny?"

"What are you laughing about?"

"What was he saying to you?"

"What were you guys talking about?"

I'm like... OMG, SHUT THE FUCK UP. If you were meant to know, they would be telling you and not talking to the person they are talking to. Or at least they would be including you into the conversation as well. It drives me nuts.

Did I mention messy? I really hate that. That is a hardcore pet peeve of mine at work. If you make a mess, clean that shit up. Spilled a drink? Clean it up! Got a little crazy blending something up and splatter crap all over the counter and blender? CLEAN IT UP!

You also can't say anything that she won't chime in on about how she is worse off. If she hears it being said or if you're willing to repeat for her.

Guy: "Man, I'm so tired. I can't wait for my shift to end tonight so I can go home, shower and pass out."

Her: "Yeah well I only got 1 hour of sleep last night and I'm working longer than you and my feet hurt because I dropped a box on them and my life sucks because my sister makes my life hell so I win so you can just stop complaining."

She does that all the time too. No matter what it is, she has it worse or she's in a lousier position in whatever it is. I think my blog name for her is going to be Mrs. Ren. Yes, Ren and Stimpy. Lol. =) I'm mean.

Hmm what else to say? I have nothing. I worked all weekend. Before work, it was exercise and do laundry. Also run errands. Nothing exciting at all honestly, lol.

Oh! There is a girl from work who thinks El Salvador is in Mexico. She was trying to insult a guy we have who is Salvadorian. She asked him if he was from Mexico why couldn't he speak spanish? He informed her he was born in California and that his mother was born in El Salvador. She piped back with, "It doesn't matter what city she was born in, it's still Mexico!" I was laughing. I laughed even more once he told her it wasn't a city in Mexico and she started to argue back with him, lol. Fun times.

I'm off Tuesday and Wednesday. I'm going jogging and then swimming first thing on Tuesday. I haven't been able to hit the pool in a little over a week. Being sick for quite a few days and then starting work ruined my swimming schedule I had going, lol.

Right now, I'm blogging while I wait for my laundry to finish in the wash so it can go into the dryer. I need clean pants for work tonight, lol. I'm watching The Breakfast Club right now too. I *love* this movie. It's one of my favorites. The first time I watched it with my mom, I was maybe 12 and I protested it as she was putting it in because it just sounded so lame. I watched it anyway and ended up loving it.

That's all for today. Have a great Monday y'all! =)


I Smile 2 Much said...

Oh man....*Mrs Ren* is quite the girl to work with ..... I'll pass on that (lol) ; ) I'm feelin your pain though.

LOL @ El Salvador. People are *funny* sometimes huh? (giggle*) Sounds like you have some entertaining people 'round you. LOL

Oh the *California* life ; ) lol

Ya just reminded me I need to switch over my wash 2 the dryer.

Omyhell I havent seen The Bkfst Club in yrs. Thats so classic*good ; ) Luv that movie ; )

Luv ya girl~

And whatta Monday it is 2day ~ (sigh)

Southern Sage said...

lol@ bar girl
maybe you should find out what would make her sick and everytime she asks you say "we were talking about hw much we love golden showers"
or blood letting
or men over 75 as lovers or whatever
maybe shed STFU.

Have good days off!!

Dial-Up Princess said...

hahaa..and i thought I HAD odd co-workers....

glad to see you are well and moving right along...:)

Another Suburban Mom said...

Mrs Ren sounds like a major league pita. Hubman got me a marshmallow gun for the truly annoying people. You should get one and shoot at her.

I haven't seen the breakfast club in years. I will have to rent it.

Biscuit said...

I hate the "I have it worse than you" people just as much as the name-droppers. I understand that they are insecure and need to be acknowledged somehow, but it gets so fucking annoying!

Dial-Up Princess said...

btw i played tmi this weeks..:)

Flyinfox_SATX said...

Thank you for a sincere post today...I mean this literally. Your blog comes across as a breath of fresh air for me because its about how you feel about what other people say and do...just refreshing.

Chick A - I recommend Arsenic...The government has a lock down on Anthrax right now.

Chick B - Place her in Hoboken NJ and see if she can find her way out. Chances are we will never see her again.