Tuesday, August 12, 2008

TMI Tuesday

1. What is your favorite song to have sex to?

I don't have one. I play music before sex but with my current boyfriend, I hear the first song (if even...) and then after that, I'm too busy doing or enjoying to even realize music is still on. I hear it but it's just like very far off background noise. I hear it as just noise. I don't hear lyrics even though I know they're there.
If I'm even paying attention to what song is on while I'm having sex, one or both of us isn't doing something right.

2. What is your vision of hell?

A realm in which ice cream, sex, music, loved ones, food, hockey, football, books, rum, Batman, Egyptian cotton sheets, sleep, clean bathrooms and art all do not exist. I know it's a flippant answer but I'm not in the mood to answer this question in a serious way. Honestly, if you took all of those things out of my life, I would feel like I was in Hell. Maybe it's not that flippant after all. ;)

3. In the film made of your life, who will play you?

We covered this already. I said Christina Ricci. We also covered the reasons in which why she would be an odd pick for me, lol. I would go for Thora Birch or Eva Mendes playing me probably. They'd be cool. Or maybe Rose McGowan. She seems like she could play a crazy girl pretty well.

4. What is the one thing you most urgently need to tell your mom?

Nothing. If there was something I needed to urgently tell her, I would have told her already or I would be telling her right now instead of typing this.

5. What will be carved onto your tombstone?

I have no idea. I haven't put any thought into such a thing actually and honestly, I don't want to right now. I would probably put something silly right now, being young and silly. Something that I probably wouldn't still want at an older age. If I'm doing sometime soon, that would work fine. I am hoping I live quite a bit longer than my twenties so I won't answer this one now.

*Bonus* What is your drag name (which would be, first name: the name of your first pet; last name: the name of the street you grew up on)?

Jamie Blueberry. That's one of the street names I remember the most. I've moved over 20 times in my 23 years of living but Berry was the one we lived on the longest. Jamie Meadows or Jamie Queens sounds cooler for a drag name buuuut that would be cheating the question, lol.

*My feet are killing me. I blame my shoes. I need better shoes to work in. These are comfy for a while but standing in them constantly for 7, 8, 9 hour shifts? Fuck no. Not even with the expensive, spiffy insoles I have in them. Insoles that I know rock because I used the same ones in my last work shoes and they were great. It's the shoes! They even feel uncomfortable to be in after a certain amount of time. So... new work shoes go on the list of things I need.

**I drink tons of water at work. This is good because, it's water. I don't drink "dangerous" amounts but I drink enough. This is bad because I have to run to the bathroom a lot. It doesn't matter what I drink, if I drink a lot of something, I'm peeing a lot. I have problems there thanks to a drunk driver almost killing me when I was 5. I didn't die by some miracle but I have some internal physical issues that I've had since then that just decided to tag along into adulthood instead of growing up with me. Of course. Anyway... Some of the people I work with think I'm running to the bathroom once every other hour because I'm being lazy and trying to avoid working. They can think what they want, I know I'm running in there to piss. I don't feel the need to explain myself to anyone unless a manager happens to say something to me. Let the people say what they want to say. I say, fuck them. =)

***I want some Hershey's dark chocolate covered pretzels. Oh my gosh. So good. Mmm. Someone send me some. I've looked in a couple stores here for them and no, I cannot find them. So, so sad. I must keep looking until I find them. Bwa ha ha.

****I miss the rain. A thing I love about Texas is the wicked thunderstorms we get. I do hate and feel bad when they cause the damage that they do. Which, trust me, they can fuck some stuff up. I do love a nice thunderstorm or a good rain. I feel happy in gloomy weather. I don't know why. I love when it rains. I love overcast days. I love to sit and watch the rain. Lightning and thunder is a bonus. The rain alone is fine. I kind comfort in watching the water fall from the sky. I think it has something to do with my affinity for water. I love to be near water. I love swimming simply because it's done in water. I love going to the lake, the river, the ocean, the waterfall or anything like that. I don't even need to be in the water, just near it. To hear it rushing by and watching as it ripples and splashes.. I love it. Being in it is just that much better. =)

Moving on....

Tomorrow is the day of the Weirdness! I'm up for the questions. Hopefully y'all don't think they suck, lol. Come play with us tomorrow! ;)

Happy Tuesday!


Paul B said...

Jamie Blueberry is great! Good answers on the other questions too.

The Troll said...

Great answers. Especially on One. Being tragically unhip and a hollyweird boycotter, I have no idea who ANY of your life-story actresses are. Hope they're cute!

Happy tuesday.

frenchkys said...

Jamie Blueberry! Sounds very 50's-housewife-slash-neighborhood-slut! lol Thanks for stopping by mine. Cheers!

Jekyll Aberdeen ;)

Another Suburban Mom said...

I love Jamie Blueberry. Maybe you should use that as your secret identity, if you ever need one.

Here is a link for Hershey's pretzels


Biscuit said...

Tell your co-workers to piss off. *LOL*

I want in on the pretzels.

Riff Dog said...

Oh, I do love rain too. But in Los Angeles, I don't get nearly as much as I'd like.

That's a lot of different places to live! I guess there can be good and bad to that, but at least you got a cool name (Jamie Blueberry) out of it!

I Smile 2 Much said...

I am 100% in agreeance with you on your #1 answer. I'm the same way ; )

Yum. I didnt even know they made these kinds of pretzels. They sound damn yummy now though.

"Letting people say what they wanna"

We are *so* much alike sometimes. I *never* feel the need (REFUSE, I mean) to explain myself to people who wanna just think what they want. Makes no difference to me.
Dang-it, I sound *not* so sweet just then huh? : ) Ooops. ; )

Luv ya hun. ; )

Hope your feeties get feelin better ; )

Ms. Inconspicuous said...

I don't know, Jamie Blueberry is pretty cool for a drag name.

You know, I could see Thora Birch...for some reason I think she resembles you in the mouth a bit. (That's a good thing.)

Bunny said...

Thora Birch is very cool, I'd go with her.

I pee all the time too, but it's because I'm diabetic, eat things I shouldn't, and then get mega thirsty because my blood sugar is high. My secretary used to joke that she was going to have a phone installed in the office bathroom for me.

Happy TMI, Jamie Blueberry!!

From: Lady Park Avenue

Rage said...

I could SO see Rose McGowan or Eva Mendes playing you. That would be so cool!

Great answers! Happy TMI!

Mariposa said...

Sorry to hear about your feet...I just think no shoes can make us stand for 8 hours! It's just horrific...not even a Manolo Blahnik shoes can help I guess!

Stiletto Reflections said...

I pee all the time too for the same reason & I'm sure my coworkers must think I have some sort of issue, lol. My porn name is Muffin Adventure. No lie. I gotta post that - I always crack up when that comes around. LOL

.ser infiel. said...

Throughout your posts, you've reminded me a lot of myself and of my friend E. :)

Nice to meet you, Jamie Blueberry. ;)